into: Masturbation and self improvement because both make me happy. Theology, politics, sociology, mathematics, psychology, and all of the above as philosophy. Learning something new and something old and trying to figure out how both relate. Obscure occultism, obscure music, obscure literature, because after enough time chasing the out of the way when you get back to the mainstream its all new and interesting. Fighting the good fight for all its worth. Making lots of money and living as cheaply and unobtrusively as possible. Don't get me wrong I put more into charities then my retirement fund every week. Its just an experiment of sorts.
not into: .... You know I'm someone who can rant for hours when prompted to but I've become a bit to empathetic towards the human condition to say theres anything I really hate anymore. Theres many things I disapprove of and many things that are that I wish weren't. Ah lets just say the dehumanizing effects of corporate greed where it passes into individuals with mob mentality causing massive amounts of hardship and suffering in the name of a god who's holy symbol was crafted by a graphic arts intern.
makes me happy: Listening to people talk about their lives. Not about what they think of themselves, or about their jobs or cars or golf swing, but about their lives, about whats happened to them and what they did about it. You should try it sometimes, you'll find everyone is interesting in their own way. And while most people are more then happy to sit around and tell you the most amazing stories, most of them won't be able to remember the last time anyone asked them more about themselves then "Pick three words that best describe you"
makes me sad: While sitting around and doing nothing about the suffering of other is an entirely human, if not commendable, trait. Sitting around and doing nothing about your own suffering is perhapses the worst perversion to have ever arisen. (for the purposes of this statement activities between two consenting adults, involving but not requiring any number of paraphernalia, for the purpose of sexual relax is not considered self suffering. )
hobbies: Two roads diverged in a wood, and I hide behind a tree so I could watch the expressions on peoples faces while they tried to decide Mc Donald's or Burger King.
5 things i can't live without: Some of my fingers and toes. And when I figure out which ones I need I'll be getting ride of the rest of the loafers.
vices: Chaos, Compassion, Thoughtfulness, occasionally trying to summon an elder god because drawing weird arcane symbols on your wall and lighting lots of candles and singing songs in languages that never really existed is as good of a way to unwind after work as any, nicotine, caffeine, being a sucker for a good story.
thoughts on sg: I like it
occupation: Stand up philosopher
current crush: Eris, for all the wonderful amusement she brings into my life.
stats: 5'9, 160lb, chaotic neutral
heroes: The Hiro Protagonist in all of us.
gets me hot: Intelligent conversation, and good cooking. But at the end of the day its all about a cute face.
favorite position: Takes hours of careful maneuvering on opposite sides of a table with full cups of coffee between you to achieve. Well there is a quick method but that involves hand cuffs and duct tape.
fantasy: To wake up 80 years later and look back on a life that was enjoyed.
sign: "Lilith Died for your Goldfish"
"Will preach for food"
most humbling moment: When I called her and all she could talk about was some guy named Mark.
i lost my virginity: We were dancing together and we were singing along, and she kept dancing closer.
CIGARETTES: I have black lungs
MY DIET: Omnivore
ALCOHOL: Occasionally
MY DRUG USE: Drug Free
I AM LOOKING FOR: whoever comes along
MY KINK FACTOR: I'm saving myself for Jesus!
MY POLITICS: None apply, you assholes
POT: Nope
MY STATUS: single
I WANT: Romance, Booty, Friendship, Online Flirting
MY PIGEONHOLES: Fuck you, I defy categories
