Just saw Blackfish...I don't think anything has shocked my conscience at this level in a real long time
unknownmisery:
It is a fantastic documentary.
Random sign in the background of an old Family Guy episode:
"Tonight: Singles' mixer
Tomorrow: Finding Christ Using Just Some Paint and an Old Sock"
-35
unknownmisery:
Yep, It was -27 F here the other day! Brutal.
"I'll see you in hell, William Munny."
"Yeah."
"Did you notice you didn't clap your hands? That's for one of two reasons: either you're happy and you don't know it, or you're n0t happy."
High time I got laid again. Run up the battle flag!
unknownmisery:
Good Luck!
Metropolis = new favorite movie.
unknownmisery:
It is a CLASSIC!
Too drunk to follow the Maltese Falcon...time to switch over to Futurama...
unknownmisery:
Yikes. Good luck.
I'm never drinking bourbon county again.
stormyent:
I will never take shots of Jamison again.
unknownmisery:
That is a sound policy:)
So the pool table at this bar breaks sometimes, and there are only two ways to fix it. If you have long, skinny arms (me), you can reach up into the machine and pick out the balls that are stuck. If you have large, powerful arms (this other dude), you can lift up the table at one end and tilt it.
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legman:
I'd let someone ELSE fix it. I don't WORK there!
Finally gave up on match.com. When you cancel your service, they ask what they could have done better to match you. I shot straight with my answer, and admitted that I'm just too obtuse to be easily matched.
It does remind me of my last match date. I was out drinking with a girl, and she said "This may be the beer talking, but I...
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It does remind me of my last match date. I was out drinking with a girl, and she said "This may be the beer talking, but I...
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legman:
"they ask what they could have done better to match you."
THAT reminds me of one of the jobs i quit. they asked me questions after I quit. "Why am I quitting? BEING TIRED OF WORKING FOR CHEAP ASSHOLES MIGHT BE PART OF IT."
"and she said "This may be the beer talking, but I think you're a six!" "
better than being a 4, I guess!
THAT reminds me of one of the jobs i quit. they asked me questions after I quit. "Why am I quitting? BEING TIRED OF WORKING FOR CHEAP ASSHOLES MIGHT BE PART OF IT."
"and she said "This may be the beer talking, but I think you're a six!" "
better than being a 4, I guess!Just discovered the Eels, getting way into them. Check this out, do yourself a favor.