bands:

1. Lyle Lovett
2. Neko Case
3. Smoking Popes
4. John Prine
5. Randy Newman
6. Willie Nelson
7. Carolyn Mark
8. Detroit Cobras
9. Guns 'n' Wankers
10. WIlliamson Playboys

films:

1. Unforgiven
2. In the Mood for Love
3. Shane
4. The Sweet Hereafter
5. The Seven Samurai
6. Hedwig and the Angry Inch
7. Let the Right One In
8. A Perfect World
9. Manhunter
10. Talk to Her

books:

1. Lolita
2. The Little Prince
3. Hamlet
4. Uncle Shelby’s ABZ Book
5. Essays of E.B. White
6. The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-Time
7. King Lear
8. Bernard Malamud: The Complete Stories
9. Bridge to Terabithia
10. God’s Silence

makes me happy: finding contemporary music I like; being part of something where everybody gets each other's humor

makes me sad: that more places are starting to smell of sewage

5 things i can't live without: (After health, are there five?)

vices: Boobs, Butts, Baginas

occupation: office drone

current crush: Mayim Bialik

body mods: one callus

gets me hot: hard to articulate to here (it's often people-specific)

favorite position: Depends. Different things work better with different people.

fantasy: "I guess most of my dreams have come true."

sign: the goat

most humbling moment: Years and years ago, a tall, stacked, 19 year-old European model was in my car making sexual overtures on our first date. (I wouldn't believe it either, looking back.) At the time, I didn't even kiss on a first date and, at our doorstep good-bye, I watched a permanent expression of boredom wash over her face in a split-second.

i lost my virginity: late, waiting to be "in love". Sucker.

CIGARETTES: Nope

ALCOHOL: Occasionally

MY DRUG USE: Drug Free

I AM LOOKING FOR: whoever comes along

MY KINK FACTOR: I'll try anything once, especially if you beg for it.

MY POLITICS: Milquetoast Centrist

POT: Nope

MY STATUS: exclusive relationship

I WANT: Friendship