into: delay pedals

makes me happy: I was born on a close street down a hill The trees that line the street Could sense the winter change They felt the chill They ducked and dived And so we knew that they were alive Until the year the silver rain came down The trees turned mauve And so did my hands Oh, and the sound . . . There was no sound and I'm freezing in the sun Nobody cares to hide the dopeheads and the suicides 'Cause everyone freezes in the sun I kicked around with Harry Who lived near Salisbury Plain He worked on the cathedral there every now and again He worked with stone, carved with stone Odd jobs on the telephone One sunny day he was sent to the Houses of Parliament chipping' away at the gargoyles Under the blistering sun He carved out "Maggie Sucks" on the backs of every one And so in five-hundred years There's gonna be some history here After it all subsides in the sun And it's fallin' away Another year, another loon A new pied piper calls the tune So blow it up, watch it explode Noah's ark on overload Wrestle with the results and throw 'em round the ring Everybody knows there ain't no rules in wrestling The referee's a dupe Who only old ladies and children believe I'm getting up now to leave I'll go back to that street someday The air's better there anyway Though the trees are still gonna freeze in the sun And it's fallin' away And I don't wanna know I'm glad I don't know What's draggin' it under

makes me sad: Old Reilly stole a stallion But they caught him and they brought him back And they laid him down on the jailhouse ground With an iron chain around his neck. Old Reilly's daughter got a message That her father was goin' to hang. She rode by night and came by morning With gold and silver in her hand. When the judge he saw Reilly's daughter His old eyes deepened in his head, Sayin', "Gold will never free your father, The price, my dear, is you instead." "Oh I'm as good as dead," cried Reilly, "It's only you that he does crave And my skin will surely crawl if he touches you at all. Get on your horse and ride away." "Oh father you will surely die If I don't take the chance to try And pay the price and not take your advice. For that reason I will have to stay." The gallows shadows shook the evening, In the night a hound dog bayed, In the night the grounds were groanin', In the night the price was paid. The next mornin' she had awoken To find that the judge had never spoken. She saw that hangin' branch a-bendin', She saw her father's body broken. These be seven curses on a judge so cruel: That one doctor will not save him, That two healers will not heal him, That three eyes will not see him. That four ears will not hear him, That five walls will not hide him, That six diggers will not bury him And that seven deaths shall never kill him.

5 things i can't live without: shelves, seitan, socks, soup, slowdive

vices: things that make sounds

thoughts on sg: I dislike it

 

occupation: shaking, nervous

current crush: the rocco's pizza girl circa 1999

stats: i'm shrinking

body mods: drill wounds

gets me hot: when someone plays the cheese grater.

favorite position: the fleeced american

fantasy: Spider Dan makes it to the top.

sign: Last Train To Satansville

most humbling moment: This one piece of luggage could contain enough LSD to incapacitate every man, woman, and child in The United States. What are YOU going to do about it?

i lost my virginity: while i had mono. the illness, not the japanese space rock band.

CIGARETTES: "I'm giving up"

MY DIET: Vegan

ALCOHOL: Occasionally

MY DRUG USE: Up the nose

I AM LOOKING FOR: a woman

MY KINK FACTOR: I buy sex toys at the hardware store.

MY POLITICS: SMASH THE STATE!!!

POT: I'm a total stoner

MY STATUS: not telling

MY IDEA OF A GOOD TIME: Bars, afterparties, home by dawn., Support local music. Go to a show., Reading at the coffeeshop., A long, slow, late dinner with friends., Stay in and watch old movies on tv., Internet. All night. Again., When I go out, ANYTHING can happen.

I WANT: Booty

MY PIGEONHOLES: Indie Rocker, Burner, Hipster, Bookworm, Geek, Fuck you, I defy categories