into: World domination. After that: tragic fall from grace.

makes me happy: my cats (most of the time), good bourbon, a decent night's rest, the existence of empathy, the friends & fam (most of the time), funny internets, good email

makes me sad: disingenuous, proudly shallow and depressingly literal-minded people, bad bourbon, insomnia, the (occasional, apparent) need for all-encompassing irony, war & shit, overused emoticons and other dull internet neologisms

vices: Rampant pop culture referencing, the sauce. Sauced-up dancing, falling down.

thoughts on sg: I like it

occupation: currently in between deadend retail jobs

stats: Tall, but not as skinny as I used to be.

body mods: Beer gut. Well, not really a gut; let's call it a beer pudge. Chewed nails.

sign: Pisces. Just like 90% of everyone else on the internet.

i lost my virginity: in a pretty field next to a river, to a girl who may or may not have deserved better

CIGARETTES: Nope

MY DIET: Omnivore

ALCOHOL: I am a complete drunkard

MY DRUG USE: Down the hatch

I AM LOOKING FOR: a woman

MY KINK FACTOR: I'll try anything once, especially if you beg for it.

MY POLITICS: None apply, you assholes

POT: Occasionally

MY STATUS: single

MY IDEA OF A GOOD TIME: Bars, afterparties, home by dawn., Clubbing followed by the all-night diner., Support local music. Go to a show., Reading at the coffeeshop., A long, slow, late dinner with friends., Stay in and watch old movies on tv.

I WANT: Romance, Booty, Friendship, Online Flirting

MY PIGEONHOLES: HipHop, Arty, Jazz Cat, Indie Rocker, Retro, Hillbilly, Hipster, Bookworm, Geek, Fuck you, I defy categories