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biggrin ARRR!!! Aaarr, Im a pirate. Give me Kiera right now Goddamit!

Maybe not a proper ARRR!!! but Im going hunting for silver pieces. No shit.

I dived the Astor wreck today and in the morning Im diving the wierdly Afikans named one at the botom of the page. and those silver pieces are mine, beatch!

Did I say cold, I meant C-O-L-D. It might be summer here...
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autobomb:
im pretty sure
youre gay
you with your butt rot
eeek
autobomb:
haha yeah your ass is REALLLLL fine wink
haha sorry i couldnt help myself
but ive been around...except that im at work all day every day lately
or out drinking...i do that to much lately
while youre off doing all kinds of cool shit, no fair frown
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whoot!

So I arived in Cape Town today at 1200.

By 1600 Id sorted out diving for the whole week, and the Shark Diving is on monday smile

Had to get a 7mm wetsuit! 7mm! thats bloody thick, which means it must be bloody freezing whatever

good = I have wifi access in my hotel room.

bad = Its probably slower than dial-up. mad

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angels:
persnickety biggrin

Good = net connection & sorting out the dive.

Bad = 7mm wetsuit & dial up

Insane = religious freaks.

You should have told them god won't let you pray for that cuz you lost the ability to walk in a poker game with satan. Or maybe just look them right in the eye and very seriously say "persnickety". skull biggrin
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ok, fuck its painfull doing this, but ive finally managed to sit still and sort out some pics to post.

so ive just sorted out my flight back to south africa from sydney for the end of the week, and as ive been here for about 4 months now i guees it about bloody time i showed you that i have actually been in australia...
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angels:
You want a funny poem? Ok...

Mary had a little lamb
Whose fleece was black as soot
And into Mary's little lap
His sooty foot he put!

ok this next one isn't funny but I find it rather amusng...

Unfortunate Coincidence -

By the time you swear you're his,
Shivering and sighing,
And he vows his passion is
Infinite. undying-
Lady, make a note of this:
One of you is lying.

by Dorothy Parker
angels:
this is so odd.
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Fucksake! i hate not having access to the interweb, surely by now it has become a basic human right.
The one major pain in the ass about travelling about is never knowing if im going to have a decent connection the the net where im staying. I truly find it amazing when i ask about net access and someone says "oh we dont really bother,...
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monroe:
You know, I've never thought of sharks as cute before, but now that you mention it...
clarabelle15:
Wow, sounds like you had an amazing time. Can't wait to see the photos biggrin
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well the break-out went well, i studied prison break dvd'd and bust the fuck outta the hotel after a week of near isolation, mmmmm fresh air!

so im heading back to sydney in the morning and this was my last day in queenstown, the snow isnt snow anymore, its slush, well its been slush for ages but now its even worse so i decided not...
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ladiluck:
Heya.
I wish i hadda known we had a foriegn sg member on our shores!!!!
Didja get to nelson??
ARRR!!!
clarabelle15:
Hi hunnie,

Hope you are alright and has a safe journey back to Sydney.

Hows things, Love Claire kiss
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OK, so ive been stuck in a hotel room for almost a week now and its seriously fucking me up.

i know the room service menu off by heart. (beetroot fettucine is my favourite, strangely)

ive bribed the dudes who bring the afore mentioned room service to bring ciggarettes to my no-smoking room.

i have run up what is quite possibly the highest in-room net...
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candylac:
well didn't you learn anything from what happened? people usually do when shit happens, and thats just part of growing, faith is not perfect and should not be, cuz then we woud never learn and never grow
dominica:
OMG tahnk you for being freaked out by that bug! Noone else is feeling my pain, but that thing is friggin' scary!!!
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Haahahaaha, Im alive!!
I havent updated this in so long, which is crap, id love to be one of those peple who update everything reguarly and keep everyone enthralled with awesome entries, but im not, the main reasons being:

1. So far this year i have spent exactly 9 days at home in the UK, so travelling about is fun, but the lack of net...
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faybert:
edited out the bed sore and out in pressure sores, I am too ditzy by half sometimes smile
pawperso:
haha, i think they are pretty much the same thing.
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woohoo! so my flying studd finally got here, a week late, and it cost me 650 to get it flown out to johannesburg, but i dont give a shit, now i can get thrown off african mountains by complete strangers! biggrin

so im out in the bush, about 4hrs east of joburg, at a place called barberton, they are holding the south african paragliding nationals here,...
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autobomb:
DARLING
just got home from san franciso
and im leaving sunday for my cabin
i have sooooo many stories for you
and pictures up the wazoo!!!!
soooo be around soon kapeesh?
smile
autobomb:
youuuuu fucking BRAT
i miss you like hell, i thought you were dead or something for how much ive heard from you lately!!!
and dont complain, its getting cold here and i want summer back soooo bad
i applied for my first big girl job! (public relations sweetness)
and the tattoo convention is this weekend!
ANNNND im thinking about moving to edmonton
and i miss you
did i mention that?
be safe lovie dovie poopoo pants
hahaha raynard
oh you
love
email me, tell me lots of fun stories
BE GOOD...and enjoy your beautiful surroundings for me a little
and i know you miss me too

LOVELOVE

XO. Lace
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yeah so, im in south africa.

see, the way i said it so casually makes it even cooler! tongue

staying in johannesburg at the moment but planning trips down to durban and capetown, plus lots of paragliding over the african bush, should be awesome. and by awesome i mean totaly sweet.

argh,shit,fuck,shit, mad no real internet conncetion here, im using a cell phone to hit the net...
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autobomb:
haha its hard not to stress when they make my life absolute HELL
jerks
youre not an ass at all
kiss
autobomb:
ANDY i got nipple rings now!!!
well..one done like 2 days ago
but i feel weird so im doing the other one tomorrow lol
i miss youuuu
kiss
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well im back in the UK.

the flights werent as bad as i thought they would be, in fact on the london to edinburgh flight im pretty sure one of the air stewardess was hitting on me, which was pretty cool!

i fly out to south africa on thurs, i purposesly left such little time between arriving and leaving again so my parents wouldnt have...
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autobomb:
hahaha i am boy crazy but not this time
this time its just im crazy about having people back that i missed
it makes me a little less lonely

yayyyy southafrica
be good
have fun
confused
pixiebelle:
My god if you think those things are making the UK bad you might want to think about where you're off to tomorrow. I find this country pretty good in comparison after some of the nasty stuff I went through in SA and what some of my mates went through as well.
But, I suppose after Canada almost anywhere's gonna be like a shithole! biggrin