From ren
Sounds of rustling leaves and muffled voices as human heads become just visible through the parting foliage...
...And here, ladies and gentleman, if you can juuust peek through the bushes - shhhh now! dont make too much noise - you can see the magnificent creature known as the Pavlosaurus Rex, or Pavlosauri Erectus in Latin.
Now, in its natural habitat at this time of year, you would normally be able to experience the wonderful sight of this animal interacting with the female of its species. Rather amusing, but charming to watch, the Pavlosaurus Rex is shy at first when approaching a potential mate. Luckily for them though, the females dont usually need much encouragement before they come swarming over! Then it is simply up to him to fight them off and find the one who meets his requirements (the males of this species are notorious for their tendency to be somewhat picky about females, they are inclined towards those with more slanted eyes.)
However, this majestic beast is on the decline. Poachers have almost obliterated this entire species by hunting them for their twelve inch penises which are considered an absolutely priceless treasure...and so, here we have, the world's LAST Pavlosaurus Rex.
We are trying to start a programme here whereby we will attempt to create a single female for the male in an effort to save the species, but it WILL be tough, we're not kidding ourselves about that one (as I mentioned before, they are infamously picky). In the meantime however, YOU too can help, by campaigning fiercely to raise enough funds to give us the go-ahead for this mean feat.
SAVE THE PAVLOSAURUS REX!!!
...And here, ladies and gentleman, if you can juuust peek through the bushes - shhhh now! dont make too much noise - you can see the magnificent creature known as the Pavlosaurus Rex, or Pavlosauri Erectus in Latin.
Now, in its natural habitat at this time of year, you would normally be able to experience the wonderful sight of this animal interacting with the female of its species. Rather amusing, but charming to watch, the Pavlosaurus Rex is shy at first when approaching a potential mate. Luckily for them though, the females dont usually need much encouragement before they come swarming over! Then it is simply up to him to fight them off and find the one who meets his requirements (the males of this species are notorious for their tendency to be somewhat picky about females, they are inclined towards those with more slanted eyes.)
However, this majestic beast is on the decline. Poachers have almost obliterated this entire species by hunting them for their twelve inch penises which are considered an absolutely priceless treasure...and so, here we have, the world's LAST Pavlosaurus Rex.
We are trying to start a programme here whereby we will attempt to create a single female for the male in an effort to save the species, but it WILL be tough, we're not kidding ourselves about that one (as I mentioned before, they are infamously picky). In the meantime however, YOU too can help, by campaigning fiercely to raise enough funds to give us the go-ahead for this mean feat.
SAVE THE PAVLOSAURUS REX!!!