bands:

1. Turbonegro, HIM, the 69 Eyes, cky, Bloodhound Gang, Cradle of Filth, Dimmu Borgir, Children of Bodom, gg allin,White/Rob Zombie, Megadeth, Daniel Lioneye, Andrew WK,
2. Guns 'N Roses, Aerosmith, Motley Crue, Alice Cooper, Frank Zappa, Queen, Judas Priest, Airbourne, Iron Maiden, Ozzy Osbourne, Zakk Wylde, Velvet Revolver, Stone Temple Pilots,
3. Insane Clown Posse, Twiztid, Jumpsteady, Blaze Ya Dead Homie, Anybody Killa (ABK), Ax Murder Boyz (AMB), Soopa Villainz, Kottonmouth Kings.... Psychopathic Records,
4. AC/DC, Metallica, Korn, Slipknot, Nirvana, Bush, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden, Meatpuppets,
5. Warren Zevon, Bob Dylan, Neil Young, Huddie Ledbetter, Creedence Clearwater Revival, Chuck Berry,
6. mc chris, wesley willis,
7. the sounds, eels, Daft Punk,
8. Red Hot Chili Peppers, Sex Slaves,
9. Pantara, Rebel Meets Rebel, David Allan Coe, Hank Williams Jr, Hank III, Merle Haggard, Wylon Jennings,
10. .....and a few thousand more that I don't want to type

films:

1. Back to the Future (trilogy), Star Wars (saga), Donnie Darko, Dune, Blade Runner, the Day the Earth Stood Still, Plan 9 from Outer Space, Legend, THX 1138, 2001 A Space Odyssey, a Clockwork Orange, Excalibur, Abyss, Clash of the Titans, Nightwatch, Daywatch, Jacob's Ladder, Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter, Lord of the Rings (trilogy), Pitch Black, Planet of the Apes (saga), Serenity, Stargate, They Live, the Thing, Sunshine, Underworld, (Old monster movies), Ice Pirates, Barbarella: Queen of the Galaxy,
2. Sundown: The Vampire in Retreat, House of 1000 Corpses, Devil's Rejects, A Nightmare on Elm Street, Friday the 13th, Halloween, Hellraiser, Puppet Master, the Brood, Videodrome, the Fly, All Romero Zombie Movies (Night/Dawn/Day/Land/Diary of the Dead), House on Haunted Hill (Vincent Price), the Last Man on Earth, Sleepy Hallow, Audition, the Crow, the Descent, the Exorcist, Fido, Evil Dead I & II, Army of Darkness, Bram Stoker's Dracula, Mary Shelly's Frankenstein, Interview with the Vampire, the Lost Boys, Near Dark, Nosferatu, the Omen, Re-Animater, Susperia, Planet Terror, Return of the Living Dead, Vampyres, White Zombie, Creature from the Black Lagoon, Amittyville Horror, Entrails of a Virgin, Embrace the Vampire, Scanners, the Beyond, Zombie (Fulci), City of the Living Dead, Nightmare City,
3. Oldboy, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Where the Buffalo Roam, the Count of Monte Cristo, Robin Hood Prince of Thieves, Gangs of New York, From Hell, American Beauty, American Psycho, American History X, Blow, the Cell, Legends of the Fall, Mr Brooks, No Country for Old Men, Fargo, Rounders, Scarface, Se7en, Trainspotting, the Machinist, Big Fish, Secretary, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind,
4. TROMA, Beware Children at Play, Cannibal the Musical, Class of Nuke'Em High (trilogy), the Toxic Avenger, Tromeo and Juliet, Surf Nazis Must Die, Trailer Town, Touch Me in the Morning, Poultrygeist: Night of the Chicken Dead,
5. Master of the Flying Guillotine, King Arthur, 300, Snatch, Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels, Sonny Chiba/Bruce Lee movies, Boondock Saints, Death Proof, Fight Club, Foxy Brown, Kill Bill, the Last Dragon, Pulp Fiction, Reservoir Dogs, Sin City, Troy, Way of the Gun, Young Guns, Faster Pussycat! Kill! Kill!, Sukiyaki Western Django, Deathrace 2000,
6. X Men, Spiderman, Fantastic Four, Blade, Iron Man, Batman Begins, Batman: The Dark Knight,
7. the Goonies, Pirates of the Caribbean, Tron, Willow, Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory (gene wilder), Drop Dead Fred, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles I,II,& III, TMNT,
8. Ed Wood, Young Frankenstein, Bubba Ho-Tep, Blazing Saddles, The History of the World Part 1, the Gods Must be Crazy, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, the Meaning of Life, Life of Brian, Kentucky Fried Movie, Run Ronnie Run, Airplane, the Big Lebowski, Robin Hood Men in Tights, the Royal Tenenbaums, the Live Aquatic with Steve Sizzou, the Darjeeling Limited, Marx Brothers movies, 40 Year Old Virgin, Animal House, Anchorman, Bad Santa, Bad News Bears (Walter Matthau), BASEketball, Orgazmo, Black Sheep, Caddy Shack, All Kevin Smith Movies (even Jersey Girl), Super Troopers, Club Dread, Beerfest, Dirty Work, Cheech & Chong movies, Grandma's Boy, Idle Hands, Kingpin, Knocked Up, Kung Pow Enter the Fist, Office Space, Old School, Porky's, Punch Drunk Love, Saving Silverman, Simpsons Movie, Revenge of the Nerds, Strange Wilderness, Taladega Nights, Superbad, There's Something About Mary, Tommy Boy, This is Spinal Tap, Waiting, What About Bob, Pineapple Express, the Foot Fist Way, Haggard, Jackass movies, cky movies, steve-o movies, Hot Fuzz, Beyond the Valley of the Dolls,
9. Suicide Girls Italian Villa
10. MST3K: (1) Space Mutiny (2) Girl in Gold Boots (3) Overdrawn at the Memory Bank (4) Sinister Urge (5) Bloodlust (6) Catalina Caper (7) Merlin's Shop of Mystical Wonders (8) the Touch of Satan (9) Laser Blast (10) Future War

books:

1. Noble Dead Saga (Barb Hendee)
2. Lamb: the Gospel According to Biff, Christ's Childhood Pal
3. America the Book (daily show)
4. Resident Evil (series)
5. Vampire Earth Series (EE Knight)
6. Star Wars (Legacy of the Force series)
7. Good Omens
8. The Book of the Law (Aleister Crowley)
9. Comics
10. Zombie Survival Guide, Ninja Handbook, The Zen of Zombie: Better Living Through the Undead,

tv shows:

1. Smallville, Supernatural, Married with Children, Beavis and Butthead, Salute Your Shorts, Pete and Pete, Seinfeld, the Sopranos,
2. Man vs Wild, Myth Busters, Discovery channel, A&E, PBS, History Channel,
3. Reno 911, South Park, the Daily Show, the Colbert Report,
4. Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Harvy Birdman Attorney at Law, Sealab 2021, Frisky Dingo, Tim & Eric Awesome Show Great Job, Family Guy, Futurama, the Simpsons, King of the Hill, X Men (90s cartoon), G.I. Joe, Transformers, Tom and Jerry, Merry Melodies (WB), old cartoons, ADULT SWIM
5. Star Trek (all), Lexx, Firefly,
6. Nick at Night, TV Land, TBS, Comedy Central, Sci-Fi Channel, AMC,
7. Raw, Smackdown, ECW, TNA,

Video Games:

1. Elder Scrolls IV Oblivion
2. Soul Calibur IV
3. Grand Theft Auto IV
4. Mass Effect
5. Star Wars Knights of the Old Republic
6. Star Wars Knights of the Old Republic II
7. Mob Wars on Facebook
8. Smackdown vs Raw
9. Old NES games
10. and many more...

into: Stuff

not into: Other stuff

makes me happy: Happy things.

makes me sad: Sad shit.

5 things i can't live without: Water, food, sleep, shelter...

vices: Movies, Video Games, Internet

thoughts on sg: I love it

occupation: shitty job

current crush: Scarlett Johansson, Eihi Shiina, Maja Ivarsson, and your mom!

body mods: Ugh...I got a Jolly Roger tattoo

heroes: Bobby Heenan, Romero, Fulci, Russ Meyer, Ed Wood, Zombie, gg allin (rest in piss), Warren Zevon (RIP), Frank Zappa (RIP), Tourettes Guy, George Carlin (RIP), Mr Ropper from Three's Company...

gets me hot: Fire, direct sunlight, magma...

favorite position: Fetal?

fantasy: Reality

sign: Virgo

CIGARETTES: Nope

MY DIET: Omnivore

ALCOHOL: Nope

MY DRUG USE: Drug Free

I AM LOOKING FOR: a woman

MY KINK FACTOR: I will pee on your dog while wrapped in clingfilm.

MY POLITICS: None apply, you assholes

POT: Nope

MY STATUS: single

I WANT: Romance, Booty, Friendship, Online Flirting

MY PIGEONHOLES: Fuck you, I defy categories