into: pounding resonant cylinders, pedaling my bike, sloganeering/jingoism, hummus & chips/crackers, lowbrow beers, time spent with quality people, nautical terminology

makes me happy: making people smile or laugh

makes me sad: bad presidents, when the food at a restaraunt is subpar and uninspired

vices: ching chow

thoughts on sg: It's ok

occupation: a/v nerd, bouncer, retired funnyman/grocery clerk, former unemployment collector

current crush: mgd light, yellow american spirits, mercury mystique. perfect hair, good eggs.

stats: outstanding warrants

body mods: coiffed pubic hair, a few tattoos

gets me hot: whisper in my ear, that might work...

favorite position: starboard side....

fantasy: being as sincere as jonathan richman

sign: beware pickpockets & loose women

most humbling moment: code brown

i lost my virginity: at her parents house