into: I'm a closet fan of honky tonk music. I have discovered that I love being in the water, so I gravitate towards water-based activities (swimming, surfing, kayaking). I also like to snowboard. And I like arguing with dipshits on the Internet about who would win hypothetical fights between various fictional characters.
not into: 'Bitchy beautiful girls with no saleable skills to sustain them past the age of 40.' Totally cribbed from another person's profile, but it's so true.
makes me happy: Playing the Barnyard Animal Noise Game with my nephew and not caring what anyone else around us thinks about me.
makes me sad: The knowledge that everyone I love will one day die is unbearable sometimes.
hobbies: Being angst-ridden.
5 things i can't live without: Surfboard. Skateboard. Snowboard. Clean underwear. Matching socks.
vices: I am a vice. I'm sweeter than a drop of blood on a sugar cube.
thoughts on sg: I hate it
i spend most of my free time: trying to increase the quantum probability that I will wake up outside my apartment.
occupation: I make video games, but that doesn't make me better than you, and it doesn't make me worse than you.
current crush: Neko Case.
stats: I have acres of land. I have men I command. I have always a shilling to spare.
body mods: I'm uncircumcised because, as my mom likes to tell me, my 'wee wee was too tiny to be cut'.
heroes: My Mom and Dad. Joe Strummer. Chuck D. Sitting Bull. All of the Justice League of America.
gets me hot: Self-immolation.
favorite position: Do you really want me to be honest here?
fantasy: To play guitar like Eddie Van Halen, circa 1984.
sign: Who do I look like, Marlee Matlin?
most humbling moment: Uh, how about being dumped by my fiancee for a screenwriter? No wait, that was my most humiliating moment.
i lost my virginity: to a woman who was way out of my league.
CIGARETTES: Nope
MY DIET: Omnivore
ALCOHOL: Occasionally
MY DRUG USE: Down the hatch
MY KINK FACTOR: I'll try anything once, especially if you beg for it.
MY POLITICS: Bleeding-heart Liberal
POT: Nope
MY STATUS: exclusive relationship
MY IDEA OF A GOOD TIME: Support local music. Go to a show.
MY PIGEONHOLES: Emo, Jazz Cat, Indie Rocker, Straight Edge, Retro, Rockabilly, Bookworm, Geek, Gamer
