Junior high mustache pays off! If my calculations are correct I'll be eligible to join SAG after March 26th. Scheduled for March 27th: Prompt shave immediately followed by coke party / sex orgy with Natalie Portman, Scarlett Johansson, and as many nave starlets as we can fit in the hotel room.
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