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I had a dream that me and my boyfriend had a live in girlfriend: Rachel Maddow. And SHE was being a biotch because she didn't want to feed our pet dragon, Macro.

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Best. Dream. Ever.

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phrogg:
Hey Rach, I don't care if you are a brilliant, sexy lesbian. You got to pull your weight around here!
jeremisio:
your comment makes Sarah Palin sad
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Can we just talk about how gross heirloom tomatoes look? I mean, look at them...

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coyotemike:
But i want to eat them frown
fragilesong_:
but I heart tomatoes!
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snottlebocket:
I bet you can make it even more impressive if you compare the statistics to those of people who die by being eaten alive by ponies.
dwam:
thanks ! smile
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She makes a damn good music video but Lady Gaga is DAFT.
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jeremisio:
I have mad skills, that is how.
jeremisio:
Congrats, but doesn't that mean you wil have crazy school busy in the future? How about next week sometime?
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I saw Glenn Beck on the street yesterday and it ruined my evening.
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argene:
What was he doing?
coyotemike:
I'm not even interested in a small-ass iPhone. Frankly, I don't even want the cell phone I want!

Where can I get some carrier pigeons?
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oryon:
Oh I just thought the ones in red were the ones they censored.
deadbilly:
Interesting, especially last.fm I guess they fear "subversive" anti-Chinese government music.
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distinctivecat:
Never thought of Storm Troopers in terms of Indian erotic sculptures, but I can see it now. Yeah.
phrogg:
Mildly surprised it took them so long. Would like to see it.