MEMBER SINCE: August 2004

occupation: sidewalk philosopher, eternal gawker

most humbling moment: every day I spend not creating something.....like message board shit storms

makes me sad: Snobs, people who are mean to others, the current state of global affairs

sign: Cancer

i lost my virginity: I am the inventor of masturbation.....Your Welcome

gets me hot: your Mom and your Sister

makes me happy: Art, anti-snob intellectuals, Autumn, nice clean walls and a backpack full of paint

into: Wit, comfortable silence

crush: NALA

fantasy: pissing in virtual utopia