into: Open bars
not into: Cash bars
makes me happy: Christ. :)
makes me sad: Christians. :(
hobbies: My life is a hobby, and everyone in it is a special, must-have collectible.
5 things i can't live without: (1) Mrs. Flow (2) A valid ID that confirms that I'm at least 21 years of age (3) The Internets, or Interwebs, is it? (4) Pepsi MAX (5) SweetTarts
vices: BACON iPods BACON Champagne BACON PabstBlueRibbon BACON Breasteses BACON Mr.Show BACON SavageLove BACON Jameson
thoughts on sg: I like it
i spend most of my free time: Dreading the future of this country because for every act of progress we make, ten other things (PetroKochGOP Inc.) are happening as we speak to fuck us up for generations to come.
occupation: I dig for fire.
current crush: Ice Cream Girl
stats: Married as of 9.22.07.
body mods: Tattoos by Patrick Cornolo, Jake Kearney; pierced left ear up top, a frequently buzzed coif, and a soft fur coat.
heroes: My girl, my friends, mi familia
gets me hot: Space heaters, Arizona in July, electric blankets
favorite position: Free safety
fantasy: A place to always put my boner.
sign: Taint misbehavin'.
most humbling moment: My daily fucking existence.
i lost my virginity: ...and it was followed by applause. F'realz.
CIGARETTES: Nope
MY DIET: Omnivore
ALCOHOL: I am a complete drunkard
MY DRUG USE: Down the hatch
I AM LOOKING FOR: whoever comes along
MY KINK FACTOR: I'm saving myself for Jesus!
MY POLITICS: Bleeding-heart Liberal
POT: Occasionally
MY STATUS: exclusive relationship
MY IDEA OF A GOOD TIME: When I go out, ANYTHING can happen.
I WANT: Friendship, Online Flirting
MY PIGEONHOLES: Crafty, Arty, Hardcore, Jazz Cat, Tattooed, Indie Rocker, Retro, Punk, Metalhead, Hipster, Bookworm, Geek, Diva, Fuck you, I defy categories
