into: Old crap, beer, fun and contentment

not into: Drama.

makes me happy: The brief and fleeting moments of the day where you feel content with the moment.

makes me sad: The lingering moments when you feel out of step with the world around you.

5 things i can't live without: Air, food, refrigeration, shelter, bacon.

vices: Brown liquor, beer and self deprecation, misanthropy, being a crazed recluse.

thoughts on sg: I like it

i spend most of my free time: Wasting my life.

occupation: Wastrel

body mods: I have lots of scars but none of them are on purpose.... Do those count?

gets me hot: Intelligence, genuine feelings.

favorite position: 77

fantasy: Oh no, no way I am letting you into *that* part of the brain... I mean if I did I would have to explain where some of it came form and I am not willing to let strangers know why there are goats there.

sign: 'train crossing'

most humbling moment: Everyday, spelling bees, pretty much anything that involves the opposite sex.

i lost my virginity: But I found it again thanks to the big J.C.

CIGARETTES: Nope

MY DIET: Omnivore

ALCOHOL: I am a complete drunkard

MY DRUG USE: Down the hatch

I AM LOOKING FOR: a woman

MY KINK FACTOR: I'll try anything once, especially if you beg for it.

MY POLITICS: None apply, you assholes

POT: Nope

MY STATUS: single

MY PIGEONHOLES: Fuck you, I defy categories