From adelina

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Dave is proof that men are like parking spots, all the good ones are taken. In another universe, Dave and I would succumb to our extreme bibliophilia and own our own large library where we could sit and read all damn day, only interrupting every now and then to fulfill Dave's favorite sexual position. ;)

adelina:
AND: Where are you, fucker?! ;) COME BACK!
adelina:
*mwah mwah*