into: Here at Nick's House of the Eclectic and Astute we strive for all manner of fun and flavor. I am curiously adept at the fine art of selective acceptance of all things obvious.
I can hurl large objects at small buildings with frightening accuracy.
I can nuke veggie burgers with precision exactitude.
I assess random locations for their velociraptor-defense capabilities.
I am what is up Minneapolis.
I don't actually get lost.
I have the strength of four small children.
My balls can light up and play a tune.
vices: Caffeine
thoughts on sg: I like it
occupation: IT
stats: 5' 9", 185 lbs.
favorite position: Don't have just one fav. I like changing it up.
fantasy: Yep.
i lost my virginity: Up to that point, it was the best 15 and a half seconds of my life.
CIGARETTES: Nope
MY DIET: Vegan
ALCOHOL: Nope
MY DRUG USE: Drug Free
I AM LOOKING FOR: a woman
MY KINK FACTOR: I'll try anything once, especially if you beg for it.
MY POLITICS: Bleeding-heart Liberal
POT: Nope
MY STATUS: single
MY IDEA OF A GOOD TIME: Support local music. Go to a show.
I WANT: Friendship
MY PIGEONHOLES: Fuck you, I defy categories