into: Anything that gets me out of my head for awhile.

makes me happy: people who can keep up with me in a deep conversation and are open to new ideas. Oh yeah and GIR.

makes me sad: people with closed minds, and being shy

5 things i can't live without: Guitars, Girls, Guns, Gum, and another G word i can't think of

vices: Woman and their need to screw with me. A weird desire to be shy around hot women. Also a strange fixation for quitting smoking.

thoughts on sg: I love it

occupation: Monkey Designer/Hunter of all things orange and dirty/Instructor of the horizontal Mambo

current crush: Hey CarrotJuice I want to squeze you away till you bleed

stats: Stats? Like 6'3" 196lb? That type of BS?

body mods: A very small amount of Ink that I want to spread like a virus

gets me hot: Fire, yeah got to remember to stop standing so close.

favorite position: Fourth Posture Of The Perfumed Garden

fantasy: this little box isn't going to hold enough. "Those who dream by day are cognizant of many things which escape those who dream only by night." Edgar Allan Poe

sign: GIR Monkey Tacos

most humbling moment: having a child named after me. Poor little thing

i lost my virginity: I wish i could say something really cool like in the backseat of a cop car but i can't.

CIGARETTES: "I'm giving up"

MY DIET: Omnivore

ALCOHOL: Occasionally

MY DRUG USE: Drug Free

I AM LOOKING FOR: a woman

MY KINK FACTOR: I'll try anything once, especially if you beg for it.

MY POLITICS: Milquetoast Centrist

POT: Occasionally

MY STATUS: single

MY IDEA OF A GOOD TIME: Bars, afterparties, home by dawn., Clubbing followed by the all-night diner., Support local music. Go to a show., Reading at the coffeeshop., A long, slow, late dinner with friends., Stay in and watch old movies on tv., Internet. All night. Again., When I go out, ANYTHING can happen.

I WANT: Booty, Friendship, Online Flirting

MY PIGEONHOLES: Emo, Arty, Hardcore, Designwank, Punk, Drum & Bass, Geek, Gamer