into: Stuff... stuff is real cool.

makes me happy: Getting a free beer!!! :D

makes me sad: Spilling my free beer :(

5 things i can't live without: Liquor, Bartender, Lawyers, Guns & Money

vices: liquor... surprised?

occupation: yuppie scum

current crush: dawn... HELLO! have you been living in a cave people?

stats: Dead fucking sexy!

body mods: circumcized at birth, back vagina 11/18/2004 & ink on left arm

gets me hot: Soft skin, touching, feeling, intellect, good kissers, mmmmm...

favorite position: Whatever works for spreading the French seed I carry.

fantasy: continues to grow everyday.

sign: My evil twin will put Jesus in your heart!!!

most humbling moment: Losing on a national tv gameshow. And to top it off, a gameshow that went off the air in less then two years! So really, losing on a CRAPPY national tv gameshow!

i lost my virginity: back in the third grade... my right fucking hand! oh yeah... amazingly enough, we're still together. occassionally even bring a third for a menage trois. yep, ol'lefty has been joining us since the fifth grade. ever lasting love is a wonderful thing.

CIGARETTES: I have black lungs

MY DIET: Omnivore

ALCOHOL: I am a complete drunkard

MY DRUG USE: Drug Free

I AM LOOKING FOR: a woman

MY KINK FACTOR: I will pee on your dog while wrapped in clingfilm.

MY POLITICS: Grumpy Conservative

POT: Nope

MY STATUS: not telling

MY IDEA OF A GOOD TIME: Bars, afterparties, home by dawn., Clubbing followed by the all-night diner., Support local music. Go to a show.

I WANT: Romance, Booty, Friendship, Online Flirting

MY PIGEONHOLES: Fuck you, I defy categories