into: music and girls and boats and turtles and books and films and stuff
not into: killing in the name of...or sexism, racism, homophobia and generally negative vibes being puked into our lives although I do take the piss out of birds, foreigners, queers and just about everything else ESPECIALLY myself. I'm an Irish Arab from England so am well qualified! Jokes are jokes, life is a joke and humour is a huge help in dealing with the crappy side of life.
makes me happy: sexy girls
makes me sad: sexy girls
hobbies: reading, collecting all the great music in the world, watching every film ever made
5 things i can't live without: music, books, a pulse, no shoes and, er...oh...foodandwater. And the internet/e-mail. And miscellaeneous.
vices: Lust and booze
thoughts on sg: I love it
i spend most of my free time: mostly dead
occupation: Wanker
current crush: I'm to old for crushes. Now I have obsessions.
stats: A body of steel, a heart of gold and a knob of butter.
body mods: Tattoos and piercings. I'm also thinking about lopping off my genitals. I bet life as a eunuch isn't all that bad. I'd still desire though. LUST...is it something to yield to or be overcome?...
heroes: Alan Partridge, Sherlock Holmes, Withnail and Bernard Black
gets me hot: I'm always hot. I live in the Caribbean.
favorite position: Just lying back and being ridden as I am a lazy old sod, but a good blow job is hard to beat. Plus I love going down on a girl.
fantasy: Shagging a very dear friend. It must and will not happen, which is why it is a fantasy. She is a foxy little minx though who makes me laugh so hard when we're getting stoned and listening to great music.
sign: Two fingers to the world.
most humbling moment: The day I realised that I don't know everything, and actually know sweet Fanny Adams (fuck all)
i lost my virginity: To my Aunt before she gave up on men and ran off with a nun from hell.
CIGARETTES: Nope
ALCOHOL: I am a complete drunkard
I AM LOOKING FOR: whoever comes along
MY KINK FACTOR: I'll try anything once, especially if you beg for it.
MY POLITICS: None apply, you assholes
POT: I'm a total stoner
MY STATUS: single
I WANT: Friendship
MY PIGEONHOLES: Fuck you, I defy categories
