I keep posting yet I am always at least 100 posts behind the bottom of the list. How do you people keep up that frenetic pace?
Syrupy concentration crunches me causing creative aspyxia.
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solisis:
My first guess would have been the girdle.... but if you insist, we can all play along with your "syrupy concentration" lie.
go_lately:
scornful cockroaches cheer madly creating chaotic anarchy
Dosing metered for your safety. Do not imbibe too frequently or deeply. This warning will expire in 38 minutes.
The creature stirs. Quietly at first ... then that distant rumble grows ever more threatening until...........................................
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murkling:
* Michael Keaton voice* " I'm Batman"
solisis:
and I'm ROBIN! TO THE BATMOBILE! LET'S GO!
dee dee da da do do da da dee dee da da do do da da
*BATMAN- BATMAN* dee dee da da do do da da dee dee da da do do da da
dee dee da da do do da da dee dee da da do do da da
*BATMAN- BATMAN* dee dee da da do do da da dee dee da da do do da da
The crisis at last has been defeated. Peaceful waves leave me awash. I tread gently into the night...er ..ah... morning...my personal vespertine.
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jamy:
stay vegetarian. less saturated fats.
entropy:
Hey Murk. Long time, no chat. Keep it real man.
I am standing at a precipice of my own design...
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jamy:
don't dilli dally.... jump in the deep end then you can make another after you broken leg heals.
solisis:
did the scam work? mr. murkling....
I have to post now. There is a newfound threat of people actually reading my journal . Umm...ahhh...I am feeling vapid and have to be awake and functional in 5 hours. Sleep is not on the horizon. I have to stop doing this. It is a self perpetuating cycle.
I have been marked as the Ironman. Strange and probably not fitting. First Ralph Wiggum and...
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I have been marked as the Ironman. Strange and probably not fitting. First Ralph Wiggum and...
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jamy:
I didn't read your journal, but kafka is good and that picture is odd.. is that a wacked out picture of Orson Welles?
solisis:
the threat is not the viewing, but in fact the commenting on your journal...alas, he comments.... and the taint forever unwashable.
you have been struck ill with the germ of solisis
you have been struck ill with the germ of solisis
Last night I saw Cher. I should have gotten her to sign my ass.... right next to my Moonstruck tatoo...
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solisis:
you actually made me laugh....using the word whence.....brilliant you are, mrukling. I'll now regularly check your journal.
solisis:
brilliant I am not, evidently. I failed to spell your name correctly
I hate moving...
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murkling:
You read my journal! Anyone who reads my journal ( and posts a comment) goes immediately into my friends list.
Someday we will be wealthy enough to afford movers if Capitalism works. We will also hire a butler...I need someone to buttle for me...mmmm....buttleing.....
Someday we will be wealthy enough to afford movers if Capitalism works. We will also hire a butler...I need someone to buttle for me...mmmm....buttleing.....
go_lately:
it's buttlicious
Fine...my arm has been oficially twisted. I can resist the vile and evil alure of the journal no longer. It keeps beckoning me ever nearer until I bump my nose upon the screen...
entropy:
You've succumbed to the pressure. Posting in your journal once is like eating one potato chip... you'll see.
step two: get all your friends to move out o' town, so you never get to see them anymore and are therefore unable to waste valuable SG time by socializing with real live people.
step three: get a wikkid case of insomnia and some alcohol.
and that's how ya do it!