muppetchrist

We're arm in arm with that foxy new thing, Miss Twen Ten. I have never made a New Year's resolution before. However, since my day-to-day has already been in a transitive state for the last three or four months, it seems like good timing for some resolvoluting...ness...itude.

1.) Continue losing weight in order to reach my goal.
As of weigh-in this morning, I have dropped...
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The year of our lord and savior Jebus Graham Cracker Criminey, Two Ought Ought Nine.

I can't say I'm sad to see you leaving, Deuce Double Zero Niner. I'm pretty sure you tried to murder me. You presided over me getting my heart broken and losing the woman I loved more than anything on this Earth. You tantalized me with the promotion I've worked so...
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A is home. There is drama. Though it isn't intolerable. This stuff would probably have me all weepy like a hormonal teenage girl a few weeks ago. I guess we're making progress.

In other news, I keep having this problem. I go on dates with girls. I tell them up front that I'm wanting to take things slow. I just finished getting hurt - and...
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I am officially down 30-35 pounds since the start of my diet in mid-October. I should've weighed myself the day I started to record my starting number. With five more months to go, I may very well hit my goal. If that happens, you guys are gonna' be subjected to photos of me mostly naked. Since I made a promise, it'd be photos of me...
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Merry Christmas, you beautiful snowflakes.

I ended up having an impromptu meet up last night. We ended up naked in her bed. I think I can honestly say this is the first time I've had my face between someone's legs BEFORE the first date. I see her again Saturday.

Speaking of dates, I have a date next week with M. This one I'm excited about. M was the first girl...
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Chipotle burrito, you 900 calorie magnificent Mexican bastard of a monstrosity. You're going to cost me 45 minutes on the treadmill, but I can't say no to you.