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Style.
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... Just 'cause you feel it doesnt mean its there

There There. (The Boney King of Nowhere.) - Radiohead

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Edit: for February 4 2006

One of those phone calls you expect one day.
Not today. Not the script, as it was rehearsed.
My dear, dear, brother passed away suddenly.


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jjay:
i'd go cruizin the barrio
lillithvain:
Because of the huge number of comments on my latest set... You are receiving this comment late and it is the same comment that I am leaving everyone else as well. I usually try to thank everyone individually and much more personal like, but I would just never in a million years have the time to do that this time. So, I just want you to know that I appreciate that you took the time to comment on my new set. It was very wonderful of you, and I'm sorry that my return comment is so impersonal. However, if you want to stop by my page and say hello sometime, leave me an email, whatnot I'd love to chat. I am nice to everyone that is nice to me.

So, thank you very very much for your nice comment on my set! It is appreciated.


Happy late Valentines Day! kiss biggrin
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Light.
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I got the second interview, for the job.
February 8 at 3 o'clock.
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Alternate plan is to cash it all out. Buy the former government liquor store in a small town called Willingdon, Alberta. Then open a business. Call it "Use Less".

And, of course, Alicia Silverstone is my girlfriend.
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vim:
I once cooked pasta w/ Alicia S.

no lie.

\\m/
jjay:
good name

whats the job?
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Explosion.
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Please hold.
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Can a person who is homeless vote?

Yes, an elector who is homeless or without a fixed address can vote, if he or she registers on the voters list during an election. To register, the elector must provide proof of identity and the address where he or she is staying.
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Second interview, for the job, featured aptitude tests. Triangles,...
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vim:

Please hold.



can I use straps?

confused

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Glom.
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Poof. Just like that. You're a turkey sandwich.
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Dancing about the kitchen, in nothing more than my new moustache and my old favorite red flannel lumberjack shirt.
I invoke the ghost of Freddy Mercury to put me in touch with the creative bone in my body.
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Done. The 2003 taxes.
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The Scarlet Pimpernel made off with Liz Phair 7243 5...
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stickyrice:
Disc theft! At least it was spinal. Or that creative bone.

I like the talkin' samwitch, and happy new years to you and yours, as well. Maybe even including the porch character.

(We have one like that here. Wears a red hoodie, stands in town square daily, gesturing, bowing, and holding forth at length to phantoms ... )
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Kid.
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The new machine runs on words. It gets endless milage.
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Billy Zane : No, you rock. When you gonna drop Magnum on us, buddy?
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A long, lofty dissertation, extolling the virtues, the theories of Mr. Greenspan and Mr. Bernanke seemed in order, in a life mature, over ripe, near rotten at this point. The price of my house, a sweet stench,...
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stickyrice:
Hey hey! A joyous religious holiday of some sort to you, too! smile
allura:
Thanks for your lovely compliment smile
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Smooth.
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The part of Snakeskin God will be played by the Scarlet Pimpernel.
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Meaning lost. Not known how, or where, or when. A month, a day, an hour, a moment, silence. Save the world, at least a moment, the racket of the conflict of man. The least we, the living, owe the dead. The dead, the eternal silence.
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really really really wanna...
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roxy:
Thanks for the compliment on my set, I'm glad you liked it smile
jjay:
good guess

and the answer is....

woody guthrie wink
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april:
aww, thanks very much

-ape kiss
lavonne:
Thanks!
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My Summer Vacation

Day One:
You can't get good grits around here. The Snake Skin God took me to the Denny's.
Day Two:
I rock. Two metric ton in three load. Pickup a large Italian sausage, pineapple, onion.
Day Three:
Sign a whack of mortage renew papers. Steak this thick.
Day Four:
Billy the Goat is really Billy Jean Goat. New cat. No tail. Tatoo....
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stickyrice:
Ima like the grits with yellow bits in. No butter. You?
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Work.
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Working hard the last few weeks. Hard right to the bone. Lost wieght. Or so it seems, as am now able to reach the bottom of my belly button. Or it may not be the bottom of my belly button but the top of a mass of lint, hair, and slough. Or so it seems a hardened mass of filth, as there isn't...
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oso:
try putting one of those little incense cones in your belly button.

but be very drunk first.
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Relax!
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Twenty seven pair of black happy feet. It seems I have developed a sockosis.
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I'm digging a gold mine under the house. If one asks.
The nieghbour asks. "Is that where you hide the bodies?"
Just smile. Laugh my little laugh. She likes to get under my skin.
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If the moon is made of cheese, what is the man on the...
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stickyrice:
You have an interesting mind. I sort of think there is something wrong with it, like my own -- but interesting.
jjay:
aren't they "celebrating" the aniversary of the a-bomb?

bomb em, than feed em
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Rest.
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They'll seem like sad storys. They ain 't all.
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A little credit card fraud.

$200.00... Jasper Liquor Stores... Edmonton AB
$395.91... Safeway Store #827... Edmonton AB
$420.00... Liquor Station... Edmonton AB
$243.89... Zellers #150... Edmonton AB
$342.87... Aristocrat Liquor Mart... Edmonton AB

I said crime don't pay. I was wrong.
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jjay:
Thats a lot of money to spend at a liquor store
Would seem suspicious to me....

Your comments always fit...
Like a muthafuckin yoda
stacie:
ouch.