into: DN,hearses, ambulances, taphology, memento moris, crime scenes, anatomy, serial killers, horror flicks, cats, bats, spiders, cemeteries,

not into: assholes

makes me happy: napping, my babies, starbucks, food.

makes me sad: having to work for someone else

hobbies: no time!

5 things i can't live without: cell phone, makeup, toilet paper, soda., my babies

vices: not returning phone calls. looking at naked girls on the internet,.

i spend most of my free time: At home. Online.

occupation: Garden gnome

current crush: Vikki Blows

body mods: yes yes yes

heroes: bill murray

gets me hot: florida's weather

favorite position: sleeping

fantasy: changes from time to time

i lost my virginity: yea, don't know where it is.

CIGARETTES: Nope

MY DRUG USE: Drug Free

MY KINK FACTOR: I buy sex toys at the hardware store.

POT: Nope

MY STATUS: exclusive relationship

MY IDEA OF A GOOD TIME: Stay in and watch old movies on tv.

MY PIGEONHOLES: Punk, Metalhead, Geek, Fuck you, I defy categories