I just spent the last half hour trying to fit my fist in my mouth
the things boredom will do to you
my jaw is now slightly on the bruised side, as is my leg (tattoo finito!) but it's all in the name of good wholesome fun
my old flatmate Gillianjust sent me about five articles about healthy eating and exercise, me thinks she may...
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the things boredom will do to you
my jaw is now slightly on the bruised side, as is my leg (tattoo finito!) but it's all in the name of good wholesome fun
my old flatmate Gillianjust sent me about five articles about healthy eating and exercise, me thinks she may...
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Does anyone remember the mean man who broke my stupid little heart at the beginning of the year?
Yeah well, he's an even bigger asshole than I thought he was. He'll begrudgingly say Hi to me in the corridors at uni if he's by himself but at any other time he refuses to acknowledge I exist...fucker
What confuses me more is that I still really...
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Yeah well, he's an even bigger asshole than I thought he was. He'll begrudgingly say Hi to me in the corridors at uni if he's by himself but at any other time he refuses to acknowledge I exist...fucker
What confuses me more is that I still really...
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the_shine:
I designed that joke myself!!
harleen:
Definately! (joining in the war-cry now)
think of pretty things
city streets at dawn
being hugged so tight you feel like you might cave in
when the wind whips around your hair and it feels electric
the glare of fresh virgin snow
sitting in cold baths on hot summer days
ice cream trickling down your throat
sharing a cigarette with someone you love
not needing to talk because you know what...
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city streets at dawn
being hugged so tight you feel like you might cave in
when the wind whips around your hair and it feels electric
the glare of fresh virgin snow
sitting in cold baths on hot summer days
ice cream trickling down your throat
sharing a cigarette with someone you love
not needing to talk because you know what...
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sparkie69:
Drunken singing is great isn't it? I still get slagged for my last attempts 
abarat:
When I go to the mall or coffee, or whatever with my best friend people think we're friends. When we go to goth clubs, and hold hands like we do when we're out, people think we're "together". We get that from guys we talk to all the time at those kind of clubs. It's all in the hand holding I guess. Oh well. I certainly dont want to drive guys away. Which is another looong story!! 
take it easy, and shake it sleazy!!
take it easy, and shake it sleazy!!
septembre:
Crazy non-working link.
Crazy non-working link.Jenny is sad
Jenny is more sad than usual
One of my best freinds is moving to England to try and recover from M.E. (the disease not me personally)
Not much is making sense to me right now and I can't cry or do anything about it, she gave me this letter last night
"Dear Jen
I was just thinking about how glad I am...
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Jenny is more sad than usual
One of my best freinds is moving to England to try and recover from M.E. (the disease not me personally)
Not much is making sense to me right now and I can't cry or do anything about it, she gave me this letter last night
"Dear Jen
I was just thinking about how glad I am...
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soulfly:
Hey sexy lady, don't be sad, as you pointed out , she will return when she is better.
ra0ul:
i think there's been a bit of a downer going around, hope you pick up soon.
hAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAA!
I have a new flat to live in once i finish uni, shazzam baby!
How's that for a slice of fried gold!
I am so excited about moving back to Edinburgh for good that I can almost smell the breweries and the delicatessens I'm even looking forward to avoiding the Saturday morning vomit that splatters the pavement. Being in Galashiels this year has left...
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I have a new flat to live in once i finish uni, shazzam baby!
How's that for a slice of fried gold!
I am so excited about moving back to Edinburgh for good that I can almost smell the breweries and the delicatessens I'm even looking forward to avoiding the Saturday morning vomit that splatters the pavement. Being in Galashiels this year has left...
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gem:
If I go Im not getting dressed up.
What bad news did you get?
xx
What bad news did you get?
xx
battles:
Belt buckles? Does that really work?
Do the modelling thing, post pictures.
Do the modelling thing, post pictures.
I have new inky dinky dink!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
Getting tattoed is officially the best form of therapy in the world
After spending two hours at Max's trying to figure out how we were going to fit 14 words spiralling around my wrist we gave up on the idea, cos accoording to him it made me look like a junky on day release, not a good look...
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RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
Getting tattoed is officially the best form of therapy in the world
After spending two hours at Max's trying to figure out how we were going to fit 14 words spiralling around my wrist we gave up on the idea, cos accoording to him it made me look like a junky on day release, not a good look...
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outof4comes7:
ah you got me. I'd forgotten about 119, I was thinkin about Max in Urban Body Mod on Victoria street.
Worse than gala I've got some friends in Hawick!
haha and I grew up in and around Penicuik looking forward to getting back to the burgh after me exams. Wooha!
You got any OUTRAGEOUS hawaiian shirts in that funky store of yours? or any stylish straw hats?
Gotta prepare for the crazy summer months! haha
oh and... dick van dyke rules
Worse than gala I've got some friends in Hawick!
haha and I grew up in and around Penicuik looking forward to getting back to the burgh after me exams. Wooha!
You got any OUTRAGEOUS hawaiian shirts in that funky store of yours? or any stylish straw hats?
Gotta prepare for the crazy summer months! haha
oh and... dick van dyke rules
outof4comes7:
WooooHa! 50's tiki shirts! NICE! Is that the South Clerk St one?
Exams are all in first week o june. Will be back up sometime in the 3rd week I is a reckonin. WIll do a wee post to let people know of my arrival! Haha
Is that the South Clerk St one?
Exams are all in first week o june. Will be back up sometime in the 3rd week I is a reckonin. WIll do a wee post to let people know of my arrival! Haha
Jenny is not here right now.
Jenny is enjoying her day off after eight straight shifts.
Jenny is sleepy and hungover - y. Jenny is in bed watching Kids for the bajillionth time this week.
Jenny is eating her own body weight in bran flakes, apples and Ben and Jerry's frozen yoghurt.
This is Jenny's idea of a healthy diet
Jenny has fallen in love...
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Jenny is enjoying her day off after eight straight shifts.
Jenny is sleepy and hungover - y. Jenny is in bed watching Kids for the bajillionth time this week.
Jenny is eating her own body weight in bran flakes, apples and Ben and Jerry's frozen yoghurt.
This is Jenny's idea of a healthy diet
Jenny has fallen in love...
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pattymayonaise:
MMMM ben and jerry frozen yoghurt, i've never tried that!!! Sounds gooood xx
nickaka:
Jenny.. I think maybe you are very cool. Highly likely. See you tonight. xx!
sorry weenat I stole your list thingamybobber, I am also trying avoid doing any actual work
I am just about to go and make myself a snow man boy freind with a twister ice lolly to top it off (ooh sorry elysia, I'll get you a magnum too...hahahahaha girthy!)
Thirteen Random Things I Like:
1. Hugging
2. Chocolate
3. Curling into a little ball underneath...
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I am just about to go and make myself a snow man boy freind with a twister ice lolly to top it off (ooh sorry elysia, I'll get you a magnum too...hahahahaha girthy!)
Thirteen Random Things I Like:
1. Hugging
2. Chocolate
3. Curling into a little ball underneath...
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elysia:
I win on this one ... I had a big bailiff show up at my house yesterday with a comically small van threatening to take away everything I own unless I paid him 728 immediately.
Oh the joys of having no money
Oh the joys of having no money
foralways:
where are you lady? are you okay?
Seven things to do before I die:
..start my own business, making clothes that I like even if no one else does..something tells me that's not a very good business plan
..have a functioning and healthy relationship with a man
..tell my Dad about my tattoos
..become a Suicide Girl
..stop trying to live up to other people's expectations
..start my own club night
..make...
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..start my own business, making clothes that I like even if no one else does..something tells me that's not a very good business plan
..have a functioning and healthy relationship with a man
..tell my Dad about my tattoos
..become a Suicide Girl
..stop trying to live up to other people's expectations
..start my own club night
..make...
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shinobiryu:
Ha ha! I can't have sex, so I have no problems on that arena. 
ra0ul:
i am twenty seven and until recently was a bit of a man whore. I've never counted the number of girls i've slept with but fifty seven passed me by a while back. I disagree i've slept with strangers and friends alike but I'm a changed guy... at least temporarily. You good?
mooj:
drunk people posing
Yes i am a muppet, possibly the count - as i love to count ha ha ha ha!