into: Creative writing, medieval literature, living differently, driving down the Columbia River Gorge

makes me happy: My friends, silence or good music, mornings spent sipping coffee and writing, glass pens dipped in ink

makes me sad: One word: traffic. For me, driving through Seattle is like driving through the lowest circle of the Abyss. Love the clubs, love the city, love the bookstores, but I'll burn in Hell before I ever live there.

5 things i can't live without: 4x6 index cards, fine tipped black ink pens and mechanical pencils, broadband internet, laptop, my throwing knives (yes I know that is six items)

vices: Owning more books than I'll ever read if I had ten lifetimes, late night greasy bar food, toe nibbling, talking to myself while I drive, browsing the internet when I should be working, doing anything else when I should be writing, gratuitous flirting, pleasure and indulgence.

thoughts on sg: I love it

occupation: Network engineer, computer instructor, part-time pain in the ass

current crush: Dominique Swain still doesn't answer my letters, Paris Hilton seems otherwise occupied, and that darn restraining order keeps me away from Monica Bellucci

stats: 6' 210 lbs.

body mods: Iroquois Mohawk ceremonial half-shirt tattooed on right chest, arm and back; ears and tongue pierced; and a neotribal scrawl on left bicep that I hope to bury under a Japanese sleeve someday.

gets me hot: There's this one spot right on the back of my neck that is about as close to a red "Fuck me!" button as you can get.

favorite position: Anything the involves a katana, a truck winch and a bed of nails.

fantasy: I must admit that the thought of pouring a can of honey over Ben Affleck's head and watching 10,000 fire ants crawl all over him gets me hot and bothered.

sign: Cancer: either a crab or a wasting illness. Take your pick.

most humbling moment: Let's just say I've had humbling moments, and leave it at that. Why create another humbling moment by reliving it?

i lost my virginity: Well, yeah.

CIGARETTES: "I'm giving up"

MY DIET: Omnivore

ALCOHOL: I am a complete drunkard

MY DRUG USE: Up the nose

I AM LOOKING FOR: a woman

MY KINK FACTOR: I will pee on your dog while wrapped in clingfilm.

MY POLITICS: Bleeding-heart Liberal

POT: Occasionally

MY STATUS: single

MY IDEA OF A GOOD TIME: Bars, afterparties, home by dawn., Clubbing followed by the all-night diner., Support local music. Go to a show., Reading at the coffeeshop., A long, slow, late dinner with friends., Stay in and watch old movies on tv., Internet. All night. Again., When I go out, ANYTHING can happen.

I WANT: Friendship

MY PIGEONHOLES: HipHop, Crafty, Arty, Goth, Burner, Fashionista, Retro, Hippy, Rockabilly, Bookworm, Raver, Geek, Fetish, Gamer