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greenless:
Just watched this one last night 🙂
electriceye22:
Bill Burr is top 5 in my book.
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Here's me banging the proverbial drum for SB again but I would like to acknowledge all our members and all the activity that we have had lately.

https://suicidegirls.com/groups/suicideboys/about/

We have just enjoyed a big surge in new applications to join the group and I'm super proud of that. I will try and process you all as soon as I can!

In particular I want to
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mojo7673:
@mitchymitch93 nice to see we are on the same page with the new direction then. If you want to start up some threads feel free to do it - there's a heap of new members and some old faces coming back so I'm sure they will love your ideas. Even your favourite Cassius Graye has joined !
mitchymitch93:
i noticed the goddess of Arkansas @cassius_graye had joined :). Yeah if come up with any good ideas I'll be sure to test them out and if its ever possible I'm thinking of posting a set an MMA themed one if I'm able to gain the resources needed 
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A blog about the best and the funniest things I have seen on SG this year.

1. The Anal Eye thread.

2. The I Want To Go Next Door and Plug My Neighbour In the Ass But He Refuses to Let Me thread. I think this thread was also known as Consent Means Nothing To Me.

3. Indigoeden's incredible red hair. And the rest of...
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fearthestars:
I would agree with all of those. 😄
colchicine:
@mojo7673 @pipercadence YAY HUUUGGS! Best club ever! I love when you say anal eye too, i also love to push it in the butthole all night long. 
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With one month to go until Christmas, Suicide Boys' annual mini set competition is now opening.

Guys you are invited to submit a Christmas themed set that will be judged just prior to Christmas ( I will notify of the closing date and the procedure for voting in a future update ).

Competition rules are available on the SB thread posted earlier tonight.

Ladies, you...
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cripplethreat:
Oooh! 
mojo7673:
@motherofdragons feel free to join Suicide Boys so that you can vote :)
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"I don't know why people call taking a shit Number Twos. In my opinion, it's easily Number One." - Louis CK

Courtesy is a valuable, but dying, artform. Try these to bring courtesy back into your day and get an unexpected smile out of someone you care about.

Here's etiquette for the modern toilet.

1. Wish them a 'great stream' if they are going for...
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Now, for obvious reasons, here in Australia we don't celebrate Thanksgiving. There weren't any turkey exchanges in our national history and racism and genocide are poor reasons to create a holiday ( Though these two things
are something the USA and Australia can share )

But I can give thanks for a lot of things that have happened this year. I have culled down the...
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harvest:
Yeah fuck you Abbott 👏
sheashannara:
great blog! Well said :)
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Well shit here's a surprise...an update about the real, honest to goodness, flesh and blood Mojo rather than my Internet stand in. I'm currently in my back yard drinking the excellent Matso's alcoholic ginger beer and listening to music. Life really isn't so bad.

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mojo7673:
@colchicine as soon as I find something worth sending I will :)
colchicine:
tick tock!  hehehe
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"There are also always those burnt, hard kernels at the bottom that don't pop. You know why they don't pop? They don't pop because they have integrity." - Marc Maron
sirliam:
A bad kiss is when you're being romantic or passionate and the other person is stiff tongued as if it's a Popsicle stick checking your tonsils..
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Plenty of new members ( phrasing! ) both guys and girls. Activity across the group has picked up and there are new homework threads for the boys to contribute to.

If you want to join up make sure you have a profile pic at a minimum. Applicants get screened for signs of trolliness and while I try to be fair, there are also rules that...
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mojo7673:
@colchicine nah it's to keep out the guys that might drag down Suicide Boys already fragile reputation.  Generally I take a gander at a profile and if the first thing I see is a guy's willy then they are rejected. I don't mind about what might have happened in any other group - I just take people on their merits :) 
colchicine:
<3 Ain't you a sweetheart :D 
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colchicine:
Am i the only one who didn't like that movie?
mojo7673:
@colchicine it's a pretty divisive movie...but that dance scene is incredible.
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Chameleon and all round manly motherfucker. Who else could already have a career in roles as both the Kray twins, Bane, Charlie Bronson, Mad Max and Bill Sykes ? He's living the dream.

Image result for tom hardy GIF

Plus although a lot of people didn't get the point of the movie, I thought he was excellent in a movie called Locke. He's the first person in the history of film
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charlie2red:
I love Tom Hardy. My favourite of his was "this means war" :-) 
colchicine:
I seriously can't hardly understand anything that dude says, all i hear is Mummmrrrrble grumble meh mumble mumble merr mar mrrrrr
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Slump shouldered, haggard and drawn the people queue to get in. The lights promise sanctuary, food...maybe even hope. When the people emerge hours later, they do so with vacant eyes and clutching bags whose contents are jealously guarded.

Welcome to IKEA.

The people go there to buy their affordable Tokksprung or Malmsprig or Svinfunk. They never look excited to do it though. It's a real...
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mitchymitch93:
did you know that 1 in 10 british people are conceived in an IKEA bed you just insert slot A into slot B and screw until the nuts tighten lol