So the guitar solo in this is fucking amazing, also Matt Shadows' voice might be the greatest gift to this planet lol. Enjoy my lovely friends :).
So this morning I decided I was going to take the time to sit down and make breakfast like a civilized human. I was feeling an omelette today so I got everything together and started to proceed on this fantastic culinary adventure. I was so excited, I put on my apron and even started throwing salt all over and shouting BAM! like Emril. I started...
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So I got a promotion to terrorist information extraction specialist ;)
It took me 28 minutes to put the fitted sheet on my mattress if any of you ladies are looking for a genetic marvel to reproduce with -____-. Lol, hopefully everyone had a good weekend. I broke some more shit on my mountain bike over the weekend which will be very expensive...and I'm livid about it. Also I'm starting to get sick which means its...
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1. My accent isn't of the New Jersey kind. More like Brooklyn New York.
2. I have a pretzel addiction, having a mouth makes it hard to not eat 4000 pretzels.
3. I HATE Starbucks (political reasons and their coffee blows) So instead of going to Starbucks, I make my own coffee, yell my name out incorrectly, and then light a $5 bill on fire....
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"Your password must contain 8 letters, a number, 3 Judy Blume books, a green bean cassarole recipe, & directions to the nearest Radio Shack" I might have made up all of that but you guys know what I mean lol :).
Woman crush Wednesday is upon us at last. Well today it's a special day, there's two lovely ladies on this weeks "episode". Both have been featured on my IG but are wayyyyy too good to not be repeat offenders. These two are basically the reason why I joined here :). Not much else really needs to be said, these two are ridiculously gorgeous ladies and...
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Other then my firearm collection (which nobody here really wants to see) I have a little morale patch collection growing. They patches range from specific military units, companies and general Merica badassery, I apologize for the shitty lighting as to my office isn't lit the best, if you have any questions about any feel free to ask. What do you guys collect?
So it's rainy and dark here in NY...been that way all day which means I didn't get a chance to ride :(. Anyway, I hope all you lovely people are having a good weekend. Also, heres some creepy shit lol.
So I finallllllllly got the phone call from my local bike shop informing me that my glorious steed is ready to be picked up. Couldn't be fucking happier since I spent around $4500 on her in the past week getting all new parts put on and haven't even had a chance to ride it. You bet your ass I went right into the trail the...
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