<div class="legacy-text">Iiiiiiiieeeeeee<br />Icky thump<br />Who'da thunk?<br />Sittin' drunk on a wagon to Mexico.<br /><br />Ah well,<br />What a chump<br />Well my head got a bump<br />When I hit it on the radio.<br /><br />Redhead seorita<br />Looking dead<br />Came and said<br />"need a bed?"<br />En Espaol.<br /><br />I said<br />"gimme a drink a water,<br />I'm gonna 'sing around the collar'<br />And I don't need a microphone."<br /><br />[guitar solo]<br />[keyboard solo]<br /><br />Icky thump<br />with a lump in my throat<br />Grabbed my coat<br />And I was freaking<br />I was ready to go!<br /><br />And I swear<br />Besides the hair<br />She had one white eye,<br />One black(nk) stare<br />Lookin' up<br />Lyin' there.<br /><br />On the stand<br />near her hand<br />Was a candy cane<br />Black rum, sugar cane,<br />Dry ice (and) something strange.<br /><br />La la, la la la la la la la la la laaa laaa laaa<br /><br />[keyboard solo]<br /><br />White Americans, what?<br />Nothing better to do?<br />Why don't you kick yourself out?<br />You're an immigrant too?<br /><br />Who's usin' who?<br />What should we do?<br />Well you can't be a pimp<br />And a prostitute too<br /><br />Icky thump, handcuffed to a bunk<br />Robbed blind<br />Looked around<br />And there was nobody else<br /><br />Left alone<br />I hit myself with a stone<br />Went home<br />And learned how to clean up after myself</div>