into: extended drum solos, smelling musky things
not into: hobos
makes me happy: my fat dachshund, other people's misfortunes, sexy feet
makes me sad: being steadily employed and not having money... Hence my constant state of depression
hobbies: smashing on fools
5 things i can't live without: water, women, pornography, paper, pen
vices: Compulsively washing my hands in scalding bleach water. That and tying weights to my penis. I'm squatting a deuce these days.
thoughts on sg: It's okay
occupation: social services vampire
current crush: girls who make eye contact with me
body mods: rocket fists, designer genes, nanites, bucket seats, tattoo of felix the cat
heroes: There are no heroes
gets me hot: nipple clamps
favorite position: The one where I sob uncontrollably
fantasy: To be tenderized by a beatiful women's fist
i lost my virginity: to a whore with disease
CIGARETTES: Nope
MY DIET: Omnivore
ALCOHOL: Occasionally
MY DRUG USE: Drug Free
I AM LOOKING FOR: a woman
MY KINK FACTOR: I will pee on your dog while wrapped in clingfilm.
MY POLITICS: Politics, who cares?
POT: Nope
MY STATUS: single
MY IDEA OF A GOOD TIME: A long, slow, late dinner with friends.
I WANT: Booty, Friendship
MY PIGEONHOLES: Crafty, Arty, Jazz Cat, Straight Edge, Geek, Fuck you, I defy categories
