into: Philosophy, Pointing and Laughing at others, Freestyling, Becoming Famous

vices: Some might say I love too much... and they would be laughably wrong.

occupation: Cultural Icon (still in testing phase)

current crush: I have a picture of myself on the background of my computer

stats: Imagine A Paper clip bent into the shape of a human

body mods: My hips are sharper than any piercing could ever be.

gets me hot: Aggression, Conflict, Banter, Wit, Dyed hair and minimal well placed piercings.

favorite position: My foot up your ass.

fantasy: To get a shitload of chicks pregnant so that the world is populated with my DNA.

sign: Virgo

most humbling moment: When I realized the voices in my head were not being generated by a microscopic radio.

i lost my virginity: To my ex girlfriends older sister, allowed me to metaphorically kick that bitch in the teeth.