into: Metal, Trance, Films, Football, Fit girls ;), Never mind the Buzzcocks!, Vikki Blows (WOW!)
not into: Ricky Gervais (wanker), Mancester United, Girls who wanna play with my arse (depends), Iranian presidents
makes me sad: Monday mornings, weekday mornings, having to work, z-list wanoff celebrities getting more headlines than British soldiers in Afghanistan.
hobbies: Gaming, drinking (?), cycling, making fun of Roma gypsy scumbags!
5 things i can't live without: Girls, Phone, Football, Porn, Family Guy!
vices: Smoking, Drinking, Wee bit of Green,
thoughts on sg: I love it
i spend most of my free time: Playing with myself! HA, nah not really! I dunno tbh.
occupation: Jobless!
current crush: Vikki Blows, Megan Fox
gets me hot: Girls. Full stop!
favorite position: Centre Forward, HA! If you don't know football (soccer!), u won't get it!
fantasy: Me, te Finnish women's football team, and a mix CD of Jeremy Clarkson singing Stalin's speeches in a high falsetto!
most humbling moment: Knoocked out by a girl, accidentally. She hit me with a door...
i lost my virginity: Can you help me find it? It's in my boxers! Yeoooo!
CIGARETTES: I have black lungs
MY DIET: Omnivore
ALCOHOL: I am a complete drunkard
MY DRUG USE: Down the hatch
I AM LOOKING FOR: a woman
MY KINK FACTOR: Talk dirty to me...
MY POLITICS: Politics, who cares?
POT: Occasionally
MY STATUS: single
MY IDEA OF A GOOD TIME: Bars, afterparties, home by dawn.
I WANT: Romance, Booty, Friendship, Online Flirting
MY PIGEONHOLES: Indie Rocker, Punk, Metalhead, Dirty
