From th0mps0n
Let us ponder for a moment on the enigma known as "MartyDistortion"
He has a mangina but won't admit this to himself.
He enjoys drunk driving.
He takes photos of you without consent.
...no wait wrong person.
That's the OTHER Marty.
He likes a nip of port.
He doesn't like to share his port.
When he gets drunk off the port he has tendencies to forget the nip and skull out of the bottle.
He will then complain of a dreadful hangover and all you can say is, "Well Marty, I told you to share the port and skulling was a terrible idea. What can I say."
Basically in conclusion he is a menace to society.
...and that is why he is a pretty good guy. He'll buy you a merkin.
He has a mangina but won't admit this to himself.
He enjoys drunk driving.
He takes photos of you without consent.
...no wait wrong person.
That's the OTHER Marty.
He likes a nip of port.
He doesn't like to share his port.
When he gets drunk off the port he has tendencies to forget the nip and skull out of the bottle.
He will then complain of a dreadful hangover and all you can say is, "Well Marty, I told you to share the port and skulling was a terrible idea. What can I say."
Basically in conclusion he is a menace to society.
...and that is why he is a pretty good guy. He'll buy you a merkin.