In case y'all were wondering, I have the greatest life of all time. I
sit on my ass all day and eat bon bons while the house magically cleans
itself and the clothes dance into the washing machine and then fold
themselves into neat little squares that plop right into the drawers.
My boyfriend slaves away at two jobs, and never asks me to pay...
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sit on my ass all day and eat bon bons while the house magically cleans
itself and the clothes dance into the washing machine and then fold
themselves into neat little squares that plop right into the drawers.
My boyfriend slaves away at two jobs, and never asks me to pay...
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Here is the obligatory "bragging about my Christmas haul" post. To wit: I'm updating from my living room. On my new laptop. Neener neener neener.
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juniordeputy:
YAY for you! 
toez:
Sweet!! I hella want one!
I passed 83 on coming cars - passenger vehicles exclusively, I didn't
count the semi's - between the 170 and 200th miles while J-toe napped
from 1:35 to 1:54. The largest cluster of non-cargo vehicles occurred
around the 186th mile, as 7 (52 - 59) cars passed in rapid succession.
That was exciting. I passed 4 passenger vehicles/non-semi trucks on my
side of the road,...
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count the semi's - between the 170 and 200th miles while J-toe napped
from 1:35 to 1:54. The largest cluster of non-cargo vehicles occurred
around the 186th mile, as 7 (52 - 59) cars passed in rapid succession.
That was exciting. I passed 4 passenger vehicles/non-semi trucks on my
side of the road,...
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glassheart:
go to bed, whore!
lobster_mobster:
I need your mailing address so I can send you guys a christmas card!! 
marge:
I do
Singing "Givin' Him Somethin' He Can Feel" really loud and really out of pitch in the shower with the window open while your boyfriend conducts a "vurry vurry important" phone conversation on the front porch right by said window is perhaps the most amusing thing I've done in years.
Well, I was amused at least. He wasn't.
**EDIT**
Standing outside the bathroom door singing "Givin'...
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Well, I was amused at least. He wasn't.
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Standing outside the bathroom door singing "Givin'...
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lizzi:
How, the shit, did you know that?!? 
lizzi:
Jesus H. Christ! Use a spolier for fucks sake! Don't you know I'm surfing SG at work? GAH!
marge:
Pics from my camera phone!
Oh DSL. I could totally make out with you right now.
Still in the moving/unpacking process. Construction is still not 100% complete. But I have DSL again. Dial up < anal warts. Not that I would know.
Pr0m next weekend!
Still in the moving/unpacking process. Construction is still not 100% complete. But I have DSL again. Dial up < anal warts. Not that I would know.
Pr0m next weekend!
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candee:
work is very important tooo
But I'm lucky, I can do whatrever I want with my body, becuase it's my job also
so I have a greatttt job
My cheecks are my favourits
xxx
But I'm lucky, I can do whatrever I want with my body, becuase it's my job also
so I have a greatttt job
My cheecks are my favourits
xxx
mineux:
dude, that group idea was soooo denied. I guess they figure its best to have 5 attention whores per group spread out all over the site
and it wouldnt have made sense me being in charge of it, because im not much of an attention whore anymore, got nothin to show
MISS YOU LOTS!! I live in the wrong part of Cali, seriously, i would love to have hung out with you more!
and it wouldnt have made sense me being in charge of it, because im not much of an attention whore anymore, got nothin to show
MISS YOU LOTS!! I live in the wrong part of Cali, seriously, i would love to have hung out with you more!
Shopping by myself is boring and pathetic. I need someone to shop with me to tell me that raspberry colored angora cardigans are for not meant for anyone who is under the age of 85, and remind me that I may think I'm a size 1, but I also think Steve Buscemi is sexy and acid wash is cool. I need someone to forcibly pull...
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janet:
I am a proud mom It's nice to have adorable little furry things that need you.
It's nice to have adorable little furry things that need you.
jimbo_radio:
eye miss ewe.
This day was made for shooting yourself in the face.
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scullyt:
Hi Marge! How you doing? 
mr_misfortune:
Yea now I am just red eye dude I miss my patch. was easier to see with it on instead of my blurry non corrrected vision of my right eye. Oh and I found out it was ReNew's (or however it is spelled) fualt. I got tained contact lense fluid. What I can do about that I dunno and what contaminated it I dunno, but both make me sad. So whats the verdict? Oh and I got another friend from SG Sac that would prob like to go out and hang out with the SG Vac peeps some time.
I miss my patch. was easier to see with it on instead of my blurry non corrrected vision of my right eye. Oh and I found out it was ReNew's (or however it is spelled) fualt. I got tained contact lense fluid. What I can do about that I dunno and what contaminated it I dunno, but both make me sad. So whats the verdict? Oh and I got another friend from SG Sac that would prob like to go out and hang out with the SG Vac peeps some time.I was Nikki_Sevven before she was Nikki_Sixx and now she is gone and the Nikki twins are no more and I guess I'm still Marge, and I've been Marge longer than I was Nikki_Sevven, and Nikki_Sevven was never meant to stick anyway, except that she became Nikki_Sixx so we had to be Nikki's together, and while she is still Jimbo, she can't be Jimbo...
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becca_____:
That sounds violent. You know, you really shouldn't provoke your boyfriend until he has no choice but to beat you. It's not ladylike.
unravled:
You are great, and the reason I stuck around so long, but it's not like it used to be. It's getting harder and harder to find the great people.
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tafkasp:
you deserve a suicide puppy. sad to hear you are feeling like a sad panda
what's the name of your band? do you guys ever play in sf or the east bay?
what's the name of your band? do you guys ever play in sf or the east bay?
cornink:
thanks! i'll post some pics when it's done.
"Sorry to interrupt, but I'm really into design and that's a really old door."
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greggster:
hahahaha only 19...I thought it was much more vicious than that...my bad
mr_misfortune:
Wow readying small parts of conversations is neat and funny. BTW Tag or somthing 
And I shall challege you for your title of "big fat girl" mark my words