makes me happy: Pirates, monkeys, and escalators (in any particular order).

makes me sad: Being trapped indoors, the inherent uncertainty of the future.

5 things i can't live without: The sun, my CDs, a few good books, stuff to laugh at, people to laugh with.

vices: Diet Soda, compliments, music

 

gender: male

occupation: Spazz

current crush: That rat-faced grease monkey who changes my oil. I don't know why, but I find her fucked-up teeth amazing.

stats: 10-13-A

body mods: My left hand has a scar from when I got in a fight with a nail. The nail won.

fantasy: A life-sized mountain made from mashed potatoes.

most humbling moment: Being told by a 3rd grader, "My Mom is your age." Ouch, I'm old.

i lost my virginity: To a psycho. She stabbed it in the neck and bled it dry in front of me. It does have a pretty tombstone though.

I AM LOOKING FOR: whoever comes along

I WANT: Friendship, Online flirting.

MY STATUS: single

MY DIET:

MY POLITICS: None apply, you assholes

MY DRUG USE: Drug Free

CIGARETTES: Nope

ALCOHOL: Nope

POT: Nope

MY KINK FACTOR: I'll try anything once, especially if you beg for it.

MY IDEA OF A GOOD TIME: Bars, afterparties, home by dawn. Clubbing followed by the all-night diner. Support local music. Go to a show. Reading at the coffeeshop. A long, slow, late dinner with friends. Stay in and watch old movies on tv. Internet. All night. Again.

MY PIGEONHOLES: HipHop, Arty, Hardcore, Punk, Bookworm, Geek.