makes me happy: Pirates, monkeys, and escalators (in any particular order).
makes me sad: Being trapped indoors, the inherent uncertainty of the future.
5 things i can't live without: The sun, my CDs, a few good books, stuff to laugh at, people to laugh with.
vices: Diet Soda, compliments, music
gender: male
occupation: Spazz
current crush: That rat-faced grease monkey who changes my oil. I don't know why, but I find her fucked-up teeth amazing.
stats: 10-13-A
body mods: My left hand has a scar from when I got in a fight with a nail.
The nail won.
fantasy: A life-sized mountain made from mashed potatoes.
most humbling moment: Being told by a 3rd grader, "My Mom is your age." Ouch, I'm old.
i lost my virginity: To a psycho. She stabbed it in the neck and bled it dry in front of me. It does have a pretty tombstone though.
I AM LOOKING FOR: whoever comes along
I WANT: Friendship, Online flirting.
MY STATUS: single
MY DIET:
MY POLITICS: None apply, you assholes
MY DRUG USE: Drug Free
CIGARETTES: Nope
ALCOHOL: Nope
POT: Nope
MY KINK FACTOR: I'll try anything once, especially if you beg for it.
MY IDEA OF A GOOD TIME: Bars, afterparties, home by dawn. Clubbing followed by the all-night diner. Support local music. Go to a show. Reading at the coffeeshop. A long, slow, late dinner with friends. Stay in and watch old movies on tv. Internet. All night. Again.
MY PIGEONHOLES: HipHop, Arty, Hardcore, Punk, Bookworm, Geek.