age: 27 (Aug 15, 1984)

MEMBER SINCE: April 2004

occupation: STICKERMAN

most humbling moment: I have no modesty. Unhumblable.

i lost my virginity: At the roulette wheel.

into: Dark/Heavy/Insane/Bad Music, Horror, Sideshow, Piercings, Blood, Making people wince

crush: is buried in the backyard

fantasy: Armageddon

makes me happy: AmyFace Fistybuns The Magical Hotato, Count Scotula Stickynuts the Cheese-headed Kumquat, Jennipoo Bunnybutt the Brick Mouse from Berkley, WadeBrain Slaptyback the Iron Fart Monkey, Tricky Nikki the Wicked Pickle Sticker,The Moon, pain, blood, sex, unhealthy things, the thought of brutally murdering Bon Jovi, getting erections.

gets me hot: Perfectly imperfect girls: Non symmetrical faces, Bruises, Scars, Slightly crooked teeth, Various other quirks, uniquities, and peculiarities. The smell of Iodine.

stats: The offensive asshole everyone loves.

sign: Leo

makes me sad: Cats, easter, when people hold their cigarettes with thier teeth, people who make sexual jokes about Bea Arthur... It's overdone, I meet a good girl, but I make a terrible boy, I meet a good boy, but I make a terrible girl