into: patyphysics, brackets, bush [yers 'n mine] tango, polish theatre, klezmer-punk

not into: drunken midnight knife-fights with god

vices: fucking & candy; caffeine & liquor; joints & bling

occupation: student/dance instructor

current crush: salima

body mods: the scars are from all night debauchery and bar fights; the tattoos are from the morning after delirium

heroes: gertrude stein

gets me hot: tristan taramino, tiramisu, chianti, blues

favorite position: doggy

fantasy: i am generally so over-sexed that the only real fantasy i have is attending the yale dramaturgy school; so if you or any of your affiliates look like a hot-melt-in-my-mouth dramaturgy program, then saddle on over an let me ride that pony.

sign: cancer monkey

most humbling moment: waking up naked in an ice-cold bathtub with an ambulance from hell dispatched just for me

i lost my virginity: in a truckstop motel six while 'soul train' played on the b & w t.v.

CIGARETTES: "I'm giving up"

MY DIET: Omnivore

ALCOHOL: Occasionally

MY DRUG USE: Drug Free

I AM LOOKING FOR: whoever comes along

MY KINK FACTOR: I buy sex toys at the hardware store.

MY POLITICS: None apply, you assholes

POT: I'm a total stoner

MY STATUS: cheater

MY PIGEONHOLES: Arty, Indie Rocker, Goth, Retro, Hippy, Geek, Fetish, Fuck you, I defy categories