"I am at heart, a gentleman"
--Marlene Dietrich
My head is mostly better, I'm just a tad dizzy now.
I ran into a wall, ok? No, exciting sex story for this concussion. Last year, however, I ran into my door frame after masturbating. So, let's pretend that's what happened a couple days ago.
Yesterday, I realized in spite of everything, nobody can romance me better...
Read More
--Marlene Dietrich
My head is mostly better, I'm just a tad dizzy now.
I ran into a wall, ok? No, exciting sex story for this concussion. Last year, however, I ran into my door frame after masturbating. So, let's pretend that's what happened a couple days ago.
Yesterday, I realized in spite of everything, nobody can romance me better...
Read More
VIEW 17 of 17 COMMENTS
"Let's not quibble! I'm the foe of moderation, the champion of excess. If I may lift a line from a die-hard whose identity is lost in the shuffle, "I'd rather be strongly wrong than weakly right."
--Tallulah Bankhead
I have a concussion. This is probably a good time to fuck with my head.
Feel free. It'll be fun.
--Tallulah Bankhead
I have a concussion. This is probably a good time to fuck with my head.
Feel free. It'll be fun.
VIEW 24 of 24 COMMENTS
kalima32:
I'm very sorry to hear that you have a concussion. I hope that you're okay with all the things in Morrigan land. As for pickles...so many uses so little time.
scarecrow:
I say you blame the architect. What idiot would put a wall where your head is gonna be?
You should sue.
You should sue.
I like to eat pickles. All kinds. I had pickles for dinner. Is that a meal?
If I add the gin and tonic lime, it seems to be almost healthy.
No. I'm insane and make terrible food choices.
If I add the gin and tonic lime, it seems to be almost healthy.
No. I'm insane and make terrible food choices.
VIEW 20 of 20 COMMENTS
psmith:
Why is it that after I read that the expression "jerkin the gerkin" came to mind? Does anyone actually say that?
kingskottie:
girls and their pickles! film at 11.
"Come over here, babe
It ain't that bad
I don't claim to understand
The troubles that you've had
But the dogs you say they fed you to
Lay their muzzles in your lap
And the lions that they led you to
Lie down and take a nap
The ones you fear are wind and air
And I love you without measure
It seems we can...
Read More
It ain't that bad
I don't claim to understand
The troubles that you've had
But the dogs you say they fed you to
Lay their muzzles in your lap
And the lions that they led you to
Lie down and take a nap
The ones you fear are wind and air
And I love you without measure
It seems we can...
Read More
VIEW 13 of 13 COMMENTS
scarecrow:
Ok, I just may bite on this one... What song is that and which disc is it on?
norritt:
i have a broken xg1 minolta
its not an antique or anything but ive got some cool
lenses and an interesting strapon
you wouldnt have any suggestion 4 where i could get it fixed
nick caves is one scary motherfucker
its not an antique or anything but ive got some cool
lenses and an interesting strapon
you wouldnt have any suggestion 4 where i could get it fixed
nick caves is one scary motherfucker
"...the world's a mess it's in my kiss..."
I had many an adolescent fantasy about Exene Cervenka.
I am orgasmic about my recent camera purchase. Antique...4"X5" press camera...Burke & James. Beautiful condition and there were even a few old photos in the case. I dreamed of this day, too. I'll be fucking Weegee reincarnated.
I need to go touch myself.
I had many an adolescent fantasy about Exene Cervenka.
I am orgasmic about my recent camera purchase. Antique...4"X5" press camera...Burke & James. Beautiful condition and there were even a few old photos in the case. I dreamed of this day, too. I'll be fucking Weegee reincarnated.
I need to go touch myself.
VIEW 17 of 17 COMMENTS
wisp:
Yum! I want my picture taken damniT!!!! *laugh* Sorry I have been MIA, but I've been trying to get in the class groove. *wink* Now of course I am thinking of any number of yours.
yebutz:
k, i admit it...i wait with bated breath for each new profile pic you put up. sometimes, they are the highlight of my day. this one is no different. there you go.
-me
-me
"Amnesia is not knowing who one is and wanting desperately to find out. Euphoria is not knowing who one is and not caring. Ectasy is knowing exactly who one is-and still not caring."
--Another Roadside Attraction
I'm not really evil, just ecstatic.
--Another Roadside Attraction
I'm not really evil, just ecstatic.
VIEW 13 of 13 COMMENTS
tinfoilhalo:
I really am evil , I just hide it well . 
What are you ecstatic about ? Could it be something...EVIL!!!! Ha,ha!!! You've been "outed"
What are you ecstatic about ? Could it be something...EVIL!!!! Ha,ha!!! You've been "outed"
mrzablowdowski:
wicked!
*rubs balloon on head and sticks it to wall*
*rubs balloon on head and sticks it to wall*
"Didn't you know? I'm the queen of urban legend!"
It would seem many of you think I'm pretty evil.
Thank you.
It would seem many of you think I'm pretty evil.
Thank you.
VIEW 25 of 25 COMMENTS
psmith:
I'm off to twin peaks tomorrow, I need me some cherry pie and coffee. Isn't it nice, cherry pie in twin peaks, naughty boy that Lynch is.
desiderata:
i think we were on similar paths, large safety pin in my nose, my ears, found it's way to my nipple too (BAD idea). i of course also found my way to helter skelter and drug addiction. but i found my way out too. i found photography in there also, but unfortunately it took a back seat for a while to the other activities.
"It isn't what I do, but how I do it. It isn't what I say, but how I say it, and how I look when I do it and say it."
--Mae West
All right darlings, I owe many of you a comment or two at this point. I had actually planned on a quiet little hiatus, but something came to my attention.
A couple...
Read More
--Mae West
All right darlings, I owe many of you a comment or two at this point. I had actually planned on a quiet little hiatus, but something came to my attention.
A couple...
Read More
VIEW 24 of 24 COMMENTS
hornitos:
today she doesn't need no coffee
today she doesn't need no song
today's the day , she's been waiting for
for who knows how fuckin' long
today she ain't gonna do the dishes
today she ain't gonna sweep the floor
today's the day she packs her bags
and heads out the god damn door
todays she leaves for california
todays the day we meet
today's the day i strangle her
and whisper . trick or treat?
[Edited on Sep 15, 2003]
today she doesn't need no song
today's the day , she's been waiting for
for who knows how fuckin' long
today she ain't gonna do the dishes
today she ain't gonna sweep the floor
today's the day she packs her bags
and heads out the god damn door
todays she leaves for california
todays the day we meet
today's the day i strangle her
and whisper . trick or treat?
[Edited on Sep 15, 2003]
kingskottie:
then she went to see the giant show house in york pennslyvania!
heh,
i feel SO much better... my energy level is really kicking! so much more than before! heh. i might start AM exercising! ... might... well... maybe... i dunno... ZZZ ZZZZ
love the profile pic...very SASSY!
heh,
i feel SO much better... my energy level is really kicking! so much more than before! heh. i might start AM exercising! ... might... well... maybe... i dunno... ZZZ ZZZZ
love the profile pic...very SASSY!
"Too fucking busy, and vice versa."
--Dorothy Parker
--Dorothy Parker
VIEW 25 of 29 COMMENTS
clitilda:
!!! Having cocktails with you is one of my fav. secret daydreams xoxox
girlcunt:
"Your small boy metabolism won't let you stay awake"
hehehe... hey darling krista.. just checking up on you.. i hope the sickies didn't get the best of you.
hehehe... hey darling krista.. just checking up on you.. i hope the sickies didn't get the best of you.
"Be my mean sex machine
Come and take my body
And cover me with cream
If youre good
Ill make it up for you
If youre bad
Ill come all over you
Come all over you"
--Lords of Acid
I'm sleepy. I came a lot. I have nothing clever to say, so...um...here is a photo of my tits you've seen before. It's like summer repeats...
Read More
Come and take my body
And cover me with cream
If youre good
Ill make it up for you
If youre bad
Ill come all over you
Come all over you"
--Lords of Acid
I'm sleepy. I came a lot. I have nothing clever to say, so...um...here is a photo of my tits you've seen before. It's like summer repeats...
Read More
VIEW 23 of 23 COMMENTS
joyrider:
i'm a sucker for the first LoA album. i love those trashy hoover synths. divas and dildoes!
i think you may have the pinkest nipples i have ever seen.
i think you may have the pinkest nipples i have ever seen.
scarecrow:
Coincidence that there's a new LoA greatest hits disc out this week?
Your shots are nice because they aren't fluffy (although fluffy is good) or really glossy. Your shots have a realness to them that are very much how one "feels" when being in the presence of a beautiful woman just before sex, not just SEEING her naked on a screen.
Don't mind me....just babbling....