made my way to my favourite bar last night, and got called out for not being there for a few weeks... not my fault, since i now live an hour away.. but my last appearance at the bar was a memorable one.. that was the night i dropped over $200.
so me and the bartender get talking about my last visit, and he issues the challenge for me to beat it. he's a little scottish guy, around 50 years old.... and with a filthy fucking mouth.
i told him that i had to work tomorrow, and that i was saving up to do some good drinking later in the week... and he went off..
"the oonly reason you're not drinkin' is cos you canna 'andle it ya wee pussy."
lots of laughs.... not to mention, the next time i go in, he's agreed to match me drink for drink on the house... sweet.
the stranglers - nuclear device
so me and the bartender get talking about my last visit, and he issues the challenge for me to beat it. he's a little scottish guy, around 50 years old.... and with a filthy fucking mouth.
i told him that i had to work tomorrow, and that i was saving up to do some good drinking later in the week... and he went off..
"the oonly reason you're not drinkin' is cos you canna 'andle it ya wee pussy."
lots of laughs.... not to mention, the next time i go in, he's agreed to match me drink for drink on the house... sweet.
the stranglers - nuclear device
APR 26, 2003 02:31 PM
that sounds like a sure route to alcohol poisoning ... you might want to have someone onhand with a dialysis machine, or, failing that, at least have someone around sober enough to call an ambulance 
so what's going to be the drink of choice on challenge night?
APR 26, 2003 03:44 PM
yeah, I'm decent...I worked at a course one year, and then the next summer I didn't work, got a golf membership and played everyday 
