nothing but 'jacked lines today:
"give me a toot, I'll sell you my soul
pull my strings and I'll go far" - jello
"the glorious sunset of my heart was fading. soon the super karate monkey death car would park in my space. but jimmy has fancy plans... and pants to match." - jimmy james
"it's hard to be an individual among a billion people. that means even if you're a one in a million kind of guy, there are still a thousand exactly like you." - a.whitney brown
"in your rush to pat these three pandering sluts on the heinie, you miss what has been obvious to the "bullshit" crowd all along: these are not "alternative" artists any more than their historical precursors. they are by, of and for the mainstream. liz phair is rickie lee jones (more talked about than heard, a persona completely unrooted in substance, and a fucking chore to listen to), smashing pumpkins are reo speedwagon (stylistically appropriate for the current college party scene, but ultimately insignificant) and urge overkill are oingo boingo (weiners in suits playing frat party rock, trying to tap a goofy trend that doesn't even exist). you only think they are noteworthy now because some paid publicist has told you they are, and you, fulfilling your obligation as part of the publicity engine that drives the music industry, spurt about them on cue." - steve albini
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had the ultimate club sandwich for lunch, and i'm vowing to never go outside again. so damn cold. on another note, i wish i had a pet monkey that would flip my records while i lay on the couch soaking in a pool of my own laziness.
"give me a toot, I'll sell you my soul
pull my strings and I'll go far" - jello
"the glorious sunset of my heart was fading. soon the super karate monkey death car would park in my space. but jimmy has fancy plans... and pants to match." - jimmy james
"it's hard to be an individual among a billion people. that means even if you're a one in a million kind of guy, there are still a thousand exactly like you." - a.whitney brown
"in your rush to pat these three pandering sluts on the heinie, you miss what has been obvious to the "bullshit" crowd all along: these are not "alternative" artists any more than their historical precursors. they are by, of and for the mainstream. liz phair is rickie lee jones (more talked about than heard, a persona completely unrooted in substance, and a fucking chore to listen to), smashing pumpkins are reo speedwagon (stylistically appropriate for the current college party scene, but ultimately insignificant) and urge overkill are oingo boingo (weiners in suits playing frat party rock, trying to tap a goofy trend that doesn't even exist). you only think they are noteworthy now because some paid publicist has told you they are, and you, fulfilling your obligation as part of the publicity engine that drives the music industry, spurt about them on cue." - steve albini
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had the ultimate club sandwich for lunch, and i'm vowing to never go outside again. so damn cold. on another note, i wish i had a pet monkey that would flip my records while i lay on the couch soaking in a pool of my own laziness.
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you're so in the club now, if there was any doubt before.
b) jacked lines are great - considering there's not much freshness to be had in words (disgusting, isn't it?)
c) the first two quotes mean nothing to me... must. have. context.
d) go a. whitney brown (whoever that is, but the quote is brilliant)
d) i don't know about you, but i'm stuck in a previous generation's music, so... the majority of today's mainstream is not applicable... but again, another brilliant quote. and laughable at that.
e) YUM! but you sound stoned on opium.
haf a rice day.