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Cats are the only animals who'll climb all over you, knock your stuff down and sit on whatever you're doing and look at you like you're the asshole
shalil:
True 😹
wizard0:
My cats have twice turned off my sleep machine, while I was sleeping.
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Got my work decorated for Halloween


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lil_sapphira:
Love it!
shalil:
Cool!
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I was arrested for soliciting the other day when I picked up my mom from work

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On a scale from 1-10. What's your favorite color of the alphabet?

wizard0:
frog
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I'M A MILLIONAIRE *

*millionaire by sperm count only

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So I wanted to share this cuz it was so incredibly random and cool .

I was taking out the trash and sitting on top of the trash can just chilling was a brown dove(pictured below).

I thought it was interesting because I don't see them alot.

Anyways, I was able to quietly walk up on it and pet it for a few seconds before...
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maleh:
Looks so great is so cute!
shalil:
That's so cute 😻
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A big nose is no excuse to not wear a mask. I still wear pants.
shalil:
🤣
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The average Falcon lives to be about 20 years old.

So any Falcon that age is considered a "Milennial Falcon"

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Why open your legs when you can open a Bible?

Uhhhh....that's more fun lol

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Man: oops it accidentally went in Woman: *starts laughing * oh you! This is how I imagine most softcore porn bloopers happening
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There's no wrong way to eat a reese's.....unless it's out of your weird uncles underwear

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Bad wigs should be punishable by up to 5 years in prison
shalil:
😂