From nene

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My beautiful wifey. Though we are far apart, I will always be here for you. I solemnly swear to always:
- Make you laugh when you're angry and wanting to kill a bitch
- Give you a shoulder to cry on and an ear to listen when the tears fall
- Be your evil partner in crime... gigglesnorting our way into hell and loving every minute of it
- Be silly just for the general hell of it... because we can

You are my best friend and I love you. <3