Member: jwmonkey

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Member: jwmonkey
Member: jwmonkey
Member: jwmonkey
 

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bands:

  1. Disturbed
  2. Social Distortion
  3. Bad Religion
  4. The Clash
  5. Oingo Boingo
  6. Peter Murphy

films:

  1. Gladiator
  2. Road Warrior
  3. Jackass 1
  4. Jaskass 2
  5. As Good As It gets
  6. Conan The Barbarian
  7. Up In Smoke
  8. American History X
  9. Gummo
  10. Raging Bull

books:

  1. Red Dragon
  2. Silence of the Lambs
  3. Midnight Express
  4. darkly dreaming Dexter

tv shows:

  1. Dexter
  2. Crime And Punishment
  3. Carnivale
  4. Sopranos
  5. 48 Hours
 

into: Animals, Art, photography and webdesign.

not into: unnecessary violence, cruelty

makes me happy: The ocean, sushi, breasts, vacations, Puppies and kittens, back and shoulder massages.

makes me sad: traffic, ignorance, disrespect, needless violence, cruelty to animals

5 things i can't live without: computer, tv, car, sushi,cell phone

vices: Pain Killers, Midget porn, junk food, booze

thoughts on sg: I love it

i spend most of my free time: Pulling out nosehairs

 

occupation: Mobile Pet Groomer, Professional Pet Sitter Animal nutritional supplement distributor

current crush: Thora Birch, Bridget the Midget, Kat Dennings

stats: Lomita, Ca

body mods: 3 labrets , both ears , 8 tattoos, hole in the head

heroes: Turkey n cheese

gets me hot: Boobs, boobs, boobs and back rubs

favorite position: Alive

fantasy: I have a breastmilk fetish so I wont get into it unless you want to know more.

sign: libra

most humbling moment: farting in Karate class during stretch time

i lost my virginity: But it keeps coming back

CIGARETTES: I have black lungs

MY DIET: Omnivore

ALCOHOL: Occasionally

MY DRUG USE: Down the hatch

I AM LOOKING FOR: a woman

MY KINK FACTOR: I'll try anything once, especially if you beg for it.

MY POLITICS: Politics, who cares?

POT: Nope

MY STATUS: single

MY IDEA OF A GOOD TIME: Bars, afterparties, home by dawn.

I WANT: Romance, Booty, Friendship, Online Flirting

MY PIGEONHOLES: Fuck you, I defy categories