into: Al Pacino in Cruising /catwoman / the o in xo / anything with "anonymous" at the end / people who do not use the word "so" before a verb.

makes me happy: sleep

makes me sad: axl rose circa 2008

5 things i can't live without: bag of items

vices: caffeine, it's all that left.

occupation: revenge

current crush: my wife

stats: shaun cassidy of the DM convention

body mods: lousy tats and freckles

heroes: is a fine album by David Bowie

gets me hot: Framed mall posters of oiled up hunky guys in low-slung jeans holding tires.

favorite position: ewww.

fantasy: mbv reunion, oh wait, it's happening and I'm going...

sign: if this van is a-rockin', don't come a-knockin'.

most humbling moment: renewing my sg membership

i lost my virginity: Yeah, so....

CIGARETTES: Nope

ALCOHOL: Nope

MY DRUG USE: Drug Free

MY KINK FACTOR: I'm saving myself for Jesus!

MY POLITICS: None apply, you assholes

POT: Nope

MY STATUS: exclusive relationship

MY PIGEONHOLES: HipHop, Indie Rocker, Bookworm, Geek, Fuck you, I defy categories