into: particle acceleration. history (russian & scandinavian in particular). electroshock therapy. jaywalking. invader zim. brass eye/chris morris. peel sessions. drinking whiskey so i can sound like tom waits.

occupation: on my way to save the world.

why i did sg: i don't. at all.

current crush: gir

stats: boat in tow.

body mods: nope, sorry.

gets me hot: i apparently like being bitten. a lot.

favorite position: in the living room, in the hall, on the bathroom floor, by candlelight, on the couch, on the rug, et al.

fantasy: i smell clove oil.

sign: room with a moose.

i lost my virginity: and i lost my keys too, but you don't give a fuck about that now do you?! bastard!