juliana

Two nights before I started my new job, I dreamt I was pregnant. I decided to keep it, and was happy.

So ... that's something new.

Last night, I dreamt I met up with my ex to say hello. Later on I noticed his new baby was bundled up on the floor and crying, and thus I was introduced to his son for the first time. His baby son and I conversed only in Italian. I told his father I was impressed that his baby was so smart.

I think, in...
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my ex had a son recently. i know this because he posted a video of him on flickr, taking his first shit.

what is wrong with people.

sometimes it's not too bad being myself. i just won a writer-in-residence contract to write travel articles about SF. not bad.

next, i want to win a writer-in-residence-of-the-universe contract. and it will award me a bajillion dollars. i will be set for life.



i am going to prime the fuck out of this canvas now. i hope this means i will paint again soon. i...
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i want to be sherman alexie.

but i guess i'll have to settle with being myself.

... I found it! Thank fuck. I'm never quite myself without it. (Although I suppose I'm not the only one.)

this is how i see myself, in good terms and in bad.



you think i'm being cryptic again but if you ever loved me, you are very familiar with the How and Why, and it is a very clear statement.

I am nervous about tomorrow.







This one is for you, D:

Update on this:

I made it into the Top 10 most voted articles, which means I'm a finalist now! Now it's another week to wait for the judges to select who will receive the grand prize (the one -I- want, of course), and who receives the remaining writing contracts.

Thank you to everyone who voted!


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EVERYONE WHO VOTES FOR ME WILL GET A MOST...
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Last push to send me to NYC

Please please please vote for my article. Or get your friends to. I am so close to staying in the Top Ten, and also so close to slipping out of the race completely if I don't get more votes. MOAR


Here is how to vote:

1) Create a Trazzler account at: http://www.trazzler.com/signup
(If you're on Facebook, you can...
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