age: 30 (Jul 24, 1982)
MEMBER SINCE: November 2007
occupation: Warehouse clerk
gets me hot: Nerdy girls
into: Wordplay, music, video games, Shakespeare, discordianism, eris, jokes, puns, hentai
sign: Eight pointed star
i lost my virginity: ...it just got up and walked away....
makes me sad: Narrow minded people, stupidity,
crush: Alice McGee
makes me happy: Sarcasm, schaudenfreude, confusing people slightly, throwing golden apples, drinking rum, wordplay
body mods: Twisted point of view
stats: Um....
fantasy: Hmm....
don't you hate it when you can't tell if it is too early or too late. right now it feels like both. I hear the irresistable siren song of bed.
























