jstone

well, this is it, one day of work left then *POW*!! imma outa here. I hate flying, at least I hate flying on big, boring airliners. its basically being bored in a small space, not his time. This time I've decided to be the weird guy everyone ends up sitting next to. I think I'll start randomly making shit up, outrageous, obvisly false stupid shit...
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You know what time sounds like when it goes slooooowly?

T....ock.....T.....ock.... ok mabey thats just me.

I need some good 70's drama rock right now,.... wait , whats this?! EUROPE!!! THE FINAL COUNTDOWN!!! souless 80's synth anthem!!! OOOOHHHHH YEAHHHHH!!!!!

dun dun...... dundundundundun....dundun...

People of earth, you may now rock out to the stylin' sounds, all is safe.




"IT'S THE FINAL COUNTDOWN!!!!"

ow, my head hurts, my nieghbor rolled his truck last night, Im out of rum, I want it to rain to match my mood... I dont do depression/angst very well, especially when one has access to large machines...

SHITFUCKASSCRAP.... Poo... I.... HATE.... WAITING......

seriously, Im gonna become a monk, move to the woods (more woods than current) and never get attached again... I used to...
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Me: man this weather is shit.
My Brain: lets go climbing!
M: we cant, it's been raining for 3 months.
B: what about ice climbing?
M: no ice, too warm
B: your just a chicken shit
M:nooo....
B: bock bock
B: get out the aid gear, we could go up the valley!!!
M: do you have any idea how much of a suffer fest that...
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Im gone on the 24 of feb. to kiwi-ville to FINALLY get out of the ##$#@% rain and do some climbing. also cement forming can suck my tiny little bawrs. Work=money=climbing=sufferfest=fun? yeah...

on a more serious note I spoke at length with my old climbing mentor/ bad influence. He made me realise that sunny days spent on 60ft rocks do not build character, further the...
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stupid work, I dont wanna form foundations, I WANNA ROCK DA DA DA DAAAAAAAAAAA I WANNA ROCK!!!! TURN IT DOWN YOU SAY WELL ALL I GOTTA SAY WHEN YOU TELL ME TURN IT DOWN IS NOOOO!!! NO NO NO!!!

.... where's Dee snider when you REALLY need him

You little white stick of hate, with your cheery little colour screen and smooth lines, your everything I detest about the world. Your a disposable, poorly made peice of trend shit. I hope your marketing team comes down with a hideous case of crabs. Your support page is a web of lies and propaganda, I think in your dark little heart you never intended to...
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wet. Wet. WET. and gross, I hate hate hate cemnt forming, and I double dog hatehatehate it in the rain and muck, also I hatehatehate.... I forget, but its bad, ugh. soaked to the ass and "looking like a drowned rat" according to the guy running the backhoe .... I miss winter, I miss seasons other than "grey wet with drizzle and possible high winds...
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I had my firts run in with "forearm killer machine" and my training wall. Its always a bitch the first few days, my bodys gonna ache tomorrow. bah.

Hmmm.... so on my way back to blessed self imposed isolation, I hear from my boss. The new project has become hung up do to neighbor squabbling, and i am smitten with more time off. hmmm.... and the weather is shit. So I may as well go get my gear and live on a wall for a few days in wet, wet squamish. hurray?....

Merry christmas, Please come take my family away, please, free to a good home. God I love the holidays, they make the rest of the year seem so calm and stress free. I hope all of you have a great, warm and crazy relative filled christmas. Love to all, Stoney.

So the parents are coming to the island, to my house, technically their house, but since they haven't been here in 3 months, and Im basically building it, its mine. until its done, then Im screwed. So Im suposed to be cleaning, you know, dishes, sweeping, take down the chop saw bench in the living room, and put the table saw away, that shit, but...
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