into: partying, humping legs, assorted minor felonies

makes me happy: the word "yes", surfing, drinking, hard house musick

makes me sad: the word "no", people wasting their lives, the DMV

5 things i can't live without: hot pockets, mountain dew, vodka. sex would be up there also.

vices: alcohol, your girlfriend, mountain dew, taco bell (damn hard to find in Japan)

thoughts on sg: I love it

occupation: Slacker Extradonaire (LAN administrator)

current crush: the damn girl that won't get out of my head

stats: 5'3", 210lbs, black male according to the FL DMV

body mods: yes please

gets me hot: the letter H, the number 17, some sesame street characters, and fire. chics that dig cars are awesome too.

favorite position: doggie style

fantasy: involves: whipped cream, handcuffs, chocolate, a nine iron, two midgets, and a donkey (live or stuffed), damn near any girl from this site. Midgets optional.

sign: middle finger

most humbling moment: standing up without my pants and yelling "suck me beautiful" at the same time the DJ stopped playing music. yeah, hard to live that one down....

i lost my virginity: drunk as all hell at a party to someone's girlfriend.....i think...

CIGARETTES: Nope

ALCOHOL: I am a complete drunkard

MY DRUG USE: Drug Free

I AM LOOKING FOR: a woman

MY KINK FACTOR: I'll try anything once, especially if you beg for it.

MY POLITICS: SMASH THE STATE!!!

POT: Nope

MY STATUS: single

I WANT: Booty, Friendship

MY PIGEONHOLES: HipHop, Designwank, Metalhead, Bookworm, Raver, Geek, Gamer