makes me happy: Clean Sheet Night, Free Museum Tuesdays at Balboa Park
makes me sad: seeing my parents get old
5 things i can't live without: anonymity, Chiptole burritos
vices: ambivalence
occupation: Ambulance Chaser
current crush: Giada De Laurentiis
stats: When you've seen one non-sequitur, the price of tea in China.
CIGARETTES: Nope
MY DIET: Omnivore
ALCOHOL: Occasionally
MY KINK FACTOR: Electrocution, clown suits, furries, oh my!
MY POLITICS: Milquetoast Centrist
MY STATUS: single